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hello professor i did not do the assignment because it sounded like a stupid fucking waste of time and i think you should be fired for giving this to me. maybe make the next one more interesting/relevant and i will consider it. regards

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Hiii I would love some opinions because I’m being indecisive and can’t pick!! My friend is pregnant and I want to make the baby a blanket. They’re calling the unborn baby “Penguin” until they’re born so I’d like to make them a penguin blanket but I’ve been going back and forth between these two options for like…3 weeks now 🙈 SO

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Hiii I would love some opinions because I’m being indecisive and can’t pick!! My friend is pregnant and I want to make the baby a blanket. They’re calling the unborn baby “Penguin” until they’re born so I’d like to make them a penguin blanket but I’ve been going back and forth between these two options for like…3 weeks now 🙈 SO

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“I thought you were different than me. Not just you and the other Wardens, but all the Fereldans. But perhaps I was wrong to judge you in that manner.” “No, I think you were right. You are right. We are…different. But maybe not in the ways that matter.”

Savreen belongs to @underthelavendersky

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Cats can truely take up such an incredible amount of space on a bed for such small creatures and now that it’s gotten cold enough that both of them have decided they’d like to sleep on and/or in my bed, I’m discovering that the downfall of two cats is that they’re able to collectively take up even more space

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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how expensive it is to be anything at all

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😇😈

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Tell me honestly what you think about when you’re laying in bed to sleep. What’s your version of counting sheep

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i love that salt and pepper come in a set. here is salt, a building block of humanity, one of the basic human tastes, essential to life on earth, absolutely fundamental.

and here's pepper. it's fine.

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It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

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probably no one else finds this funny and I’m driving away my friends a fraction of a percent at a time every time I do it, but I think the height of comedy is when you react to an emoji with the same emoji in a chat medium that permits this

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guy trying to sell me a spear: Are you absolutely SURE you wouldn't touch that man with a ten foot pole? 🤔

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“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

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me making posts about my brand new niche interest no one really cares about but i m free because i will never get tired of talking to myself forever

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Im rooting for all knights/bodyguards who are in love with their charge/the one they are sworn to protect