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Make a textbook where every exercise’s answer is the same the number of the exercise.

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ur enough ♡

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"You're a math-y person" - one of my students right before they ask me about a grade calculation question.

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Such a cute autumn

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Former Calc 2 student currently in Calc 3 stops by my office to say hi:

Student: Did you take Calc 3?

Me: I have my PhD in math. What do you think?

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The immediate facial change when getting off of zoom office hours going from super smiley and friendly to do not bother me the second the student leaves the call.

I feel like tour guide barbie at the end of Toy Story 2. "Is everybody gone? Huh? ... Good. Oh my gosh my cheeks are killing me. I can't keep smiling like this."

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🎃Happy Wholloween🎃

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Sometimes you’re on campus at 10pm on a Wednesday night, just so you can get your students exams scanned before a 9am meeting the next day.

Sometimes you question returning to high school teaching because even on your worst and longest days, you were never on campus past 5 (except for parent teacher conferences where at max 3 parents showed up.)

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so true

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My dad was so excited to tell me about how he talked to a coworker about my dissertation and that he understood it. I didn't have the heart to tell him that all he had so far referenced was in the first 2 pages of the dissertation.

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Being behind schedule right before hitting the Integral Test section brings me physical pain every time I see that on the calendar because we need more time for that section.

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I'm proctoring an exam right now (for 3 hours) so I'm listening to music to keep sane but the desire to just start dancing to the music is strong.

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How does one politely say "I'm deeply concerned that you got a number as an answer to this indefinite integral problem"

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Is there a large possibility that a student just caught me jamming out to "Mr. Perfectly Fine" and saw me singing along while he waited for me to notice he had shown up to office hours? Yes. 1000%