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she’s a poor little meow meow. she was born in a wet cardboard box all alone. she’s suffered more than jesus. she’s misunderstood. she’s a silly guy. she experienced the horrors. she did all those crimes. she has done nothing wrong. she deserves to kill. she’s the most interesting girl in the world. i didn’t say a name, but she popped into your head, didn’t she?

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the yellowjackets are in a deadbeat parent-off

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Dude, I only fucked your boyfriend cause I’m an empath. I wanted to understand you… forgive me for being a good fucking friend I guess.

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happy father’s day to lottie matthews 💜

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it makes your cock awesome

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my favorite post-credit scene was when it was very clearly implied that smoke only let stack go in exchange for making sure their baby cousin didn’t get turned into a monster, and then went ousside and shanked the irish vampire bc one thing the juke joint family was NOT doing was selling off their baby cousin to remmick in exchange for their lives. bc at the end of the day, it was about preserving sammie’s future. it was about giving the children a chance to grow up. remmick wanted sammie to help him lure in more humans and thus make more vampires, but smoke wasn’t having that. on god, that white man was NOT touching sammie. forced vampire marriage CANCELLED 💀

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annie appreciation post✨

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Surgeon Elisabeth Potter films herself discussing her patient's denial with United Healthcare. this is the same surgeon who was sued by UHC for “defamation” back in February after she revealed that UHC interrupted her in the middle of an active surgery.

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Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

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i could add a few more stages to grief if they let me

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watching people trying to argue morality over characters from YELLOWJACKETS is so exhausting PICK your favourite cannibal and BE QUIET

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funniest title drop ever

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it’s time

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SERVICE DOG PSA

So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)

I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my ego, and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting him away and telling him to go away. So I feel like I need to make this heads up

If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help

Don’t get scared, don’t get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency situation, I could have vomited and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had so many things happen to me. We’re going to update his training so if the first person doesn’t cooperate, he moves on, but seriously guys. If what’s-his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him

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english people know what stonehenge was for. they just wont tell us so that we have to come to their wet little country