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Madokami doodle yay

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It's becoming increasingly clear that A.Q. is Alina Gray in a Kyubey body, which raises all sorts of questions like "how did she end up like this?", "was it on purpose?", and "does she paint with those little Kyubey paws or does she use the ears instead?" and I think that's very funny.

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[trying to insult a person's dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse

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One of the funniest things about Mormonism is that I’m sure Joseph Smith never believed any of the bullshit he said. There are some religions and cults where you have faith the original prophet actually thought they were talking to angels or believed the set of principles they laid out for their followers were for the greater good. Joseph Smith was a dumbass but like PT Barnum he realized a sucker was born every day and he was one step above the average 1830s sucker. He went from making people pay him to look at a rock in a top hat and ‘locate buried treasure’ to receiving lost bits of scripture, through the rock and top hat method. His wife caught him cheating and he said an angel visited him and told him men should be allowed multiple wives and not obeying that would send her to hell. I’m fairly convinced that dude was an atheist. He was on that hustler grindset. Brigham Young might have actually believed some of the shit he said but I don’t think Joseph Smith genuinely had faith in Mormonism or gave a fuck about humanity in the slightest.

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Decompilers crack open the source code of my award-winning indie RPG and discover that every character model is simulating penis physics at all times in spite of no character having a visible penis. Invisible penis jiggle accounts for up to 30% of all processing.

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Rennala and Rellana's parents must've been insufferable if they gave them those names

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Favorite carboniferous creature?

i love all the fuckoff-huge land arthropods because there's something so quintessentially prehistoric about a scorpion or dragonfly big enough to walk on a leash like a dog, and in that regard it's really hard to beat Arthropleura the two-meter millipede. can't think of a better shape for a gigantic bug than Wide, Flat, and Full Of Legs for maximum scampering potential

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DID YOU KNOW

she cutes?

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he was openly bisexual. he didn't know that but he was

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Why did nobody tell me that Meat Calliope and Meat Roxy are nonbinary.

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This is just another form of censorship, control of what we can/can't see and engage with, and another means of getting our private information.

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https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

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ouuuhh idk