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slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect
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actually i think graduates of a university should have access to the library databases forever and ever amen
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I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times
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i need that mr terrific spin off SO bad
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at our weekly allstaff meeting at work we always do an icebreaker question. today it was just tell us your hobby. that was the question. and i watched my coworker next to me go into chatgpt and ask it "hobbies." am i working with fake people am i being truman showed what the fuck is going on in here
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I know that it probably goes way back as an instinctive thing, but the first three weeks after humans discovered the whole concept of paternity and that a specific woman's children get half their traits specifically from one of the men she has fucked, and not just vaguely from whichever ones are nearby, must've been funny as hell.
Men watching the kids of the tribe to figure out which one is whose, and every time one of them kids does some dumb toddler things one of the men points at his buddy and goes "hahah that one's clearly yours."
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this 'being really tired after work' thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams' thing has anyone else noticed this
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300 year old leather star map by the Skidi, one of the four bands of the Pawnee tribe. The Skidi Pawnee historically lived on the Central Plains of Nebraska and Kansas.
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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.
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companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.
#for ppl on the gym and makeup/skincare side it is very easy to tell when something鈥檚 an ad#if anyone tells you that Product will give you results in X time? it鈥檚 an ad#if someone is doing a review of several unrelated products in one video with results in the same video? probably not an ad#if a gymfluencer is saying you can get xyz body type with abc training? ad and also they鈥檙e not serious about fitness#your best skincare routine should be washing your bedsheets. that鈥檚 it. that saves you so much worry. just wash your sheets#for fitness? just eat a balanced diet. substitute what you need to for food allergies and drink a lot of water and go for a walk. easy
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Sometimes you can only feel something by its absence. By the empty spaces it leaves behind.
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Uh because someone's gonna step on it and slip in a wacky comical manner, obviously. God, I thought we all knew this, what happened to common sense in this country?
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