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(in my mind prison he is being brutally tortured, i watch smugly, his flayed corpse writhes and twists in the jowls of my endlessly sprawling, living jail of imaginable horror, my eternity demons break his mind in mere moments, his soul collapses to the ground crawling on hands and knees but he isnt able to comprehend anything he sees, confused and in terrified agony, he is lost in the swirling eddys of the deep bellowing laugh that escapes my throbbing egregor, i c—
yuup i can fill out this insurance form, no problem (looks at the nametag and smirks) .. dave
(with very intense focus, begins scrawling in big letters diagonally across the document: "your spirit is mine and you are FUCKED, dave", the pen practically scraping holes in the page)
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you can visit any area in your house by moving around. well except for when your not at your house. like for example you cant go into your basement at work because its too far away. i think thats the best way i can explain it
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card for when you've finally nailed the DILF
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Reblog and put in the tags 5 of your favourite albums of all time
#in no particular order#Oscob - Praise the Sun God#Thou/Emma Ruth Rundle - May Our Chambers Be Full#Kayo Dot - Coffins on Io#Nmesh - Pharma#Conan - Existential Void Guardian
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diet talk is so inexpressibly nonsensical the instant you know anything about "the human body" or "nutrition" or if you think about it for three seconds
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Walter Street, Takapau, Hawke's Bay, New Zealand.
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get my pussy up.....get my money up...... (chanting) (barren stone temple) (voice reverberating) get my pussy up...... (cobweb sounds) (crumbling support beams) (emptiness) get my money up.....
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dandelions deserve more respect than they get
you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”
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me: hey man hows it going
my friend: *cordyceps on his head 1ft taller than last time* pretty good
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