#super fave

[pokemonblack3white3]

Bug Drayton has me in his clutches (Ignore phillip, he's just there cuz I like isopods)

HAND IN MARRIAGE?????????

[sheherlockholmes]

hi tara i drew david tennant as a spiny flower mantis being stung to death by you as a honey bee (sexual)

ily 💕💕💕

TEARS. IN MY EYES. THIS IS SO FUCKIGN FUNNY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ITS INSANE THANK YOU FOR MY LIFE THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING

[peasinapodd]

I love her so muchb ... drew her again

AAAHHH. AHHHHHHHH. MY DAUGHTER. MY GIRL. APAIWHSEKWHSKOWUFJEEOWIRJ!!!?!!! I LOVEEE HOW YOU DRAW HER … THANK YEW … mye gawd. SHES SEW CUTESY!

[specksizedgoddess]

A giant sluggirl at the office has taken notice of you. At first you thought she was just clumsy, almost sliding over you while you're on you ways to meetings, but you've notices she leaves an impenetrable coating of slime right outside your cubicle* right before lunch like every day. (*a small, 3" cardboard box - you did not find your job particularly fulfilling).

One day at the water cooler, she almost crushed you while installing a new jug--you spoke up, finally voicing how you felt like how she was ignoring you. Her eye-stalks leered at you, "Why would I care what a speck thinks?" she sneered. The blatant violation of HR policy, the slow realization that some of her past behaviors may have been intentional. You felt so small. "B-but!" you protested. "What do you even do here? If you dissolved in my mucus would anyone here even notice? Be real."

She knocked you into a cup when another coworker passed by and drank from it. You shouted and tried frantically to avoid being sucked down--but none of your noises were big enough to make it to the coworker. After he left, she peered down at you and chuckled. "Give me a good reason to not just end you". Strangely flustered but also desperately afraid your mouth spoke without your permission to use you as she wanted. She smiled and slid back to her cubicle, leaving you in the cup.

Upon arriving at her cubicle, you bore witness to her horribly messy workstation, the residual ooze from her coating nearly everything. She dumps you out on the desk, and mocked, "How about you keep this place spotless". Before you could get to your knees to start scrubbing with your hands, she tossed a bundle of fabric, "dress the part" She had this prepared

You put on the outfit, a parody of a business-woman and a maid with hardly any fabric, all your bits spilling out. She laughed at you and your ridiculous clothes. Humiliated, again you protested, "W-when HR finds, HR finds out--" "--Girl, I've got freckles bigger than your dick, and pores bigger than your tits, you really think you've got the guts to bring this up?" The speck had no guts.

Tuesday. You brought your meal-prep for the week. You cleaned a square foot. She took your lunches and used them as a garnish on her lunch. She laughed at your tiny, sweaty body squirming to clean off her ooze from more of the desk. She left, the floor completely covered in slime, blocking your exit. An all-nighter.

Wednesday. You're rags were stained. She refused to clean them. You were so hungry you resorted to eating the crumbs left around. When you asked for something to drink, she cocked her arm and dropped her armpit over you, glazing you in some wretched liquid. The strap that covered your left boob finally gave out. Another all-nighter.

Thursday. You were so hungry you were considering cleaning with your tongue. She told you to dance for your lunch. You almost got someone's attention, but she played it off as though she were watching something on her phone. As punishment, she glazed the 2.5 sqft you'd cleaned with a fresh coat of slime. At least the speck had something to drink. Still trapped. Another all-nighter.

Friday. When you saw her in the morning you asked for something to drink, and unconsciously opened your mouth to her armpit in the sky. She did not let you live that down. Teasing you for giving up so easily. She spat on you for your daily hydration. You danced for her, none of the original outfit remaining, when you wanted lunch instead of asking like a person with dignity might've.

A week had passed of this humiliation and she was right. No one noticed your absence. Not at the meetings, the water cooler, or lunch. You were just a toy for the mean slug girl to play with and mock. It was bad enough that you were a worthless mote, but before closing, she made you say it. She pushed you down with her finger, twice as large as your torso and a million times larger than your ego, and pinned you down, and told you to call yourself her toy. The speck acquiesced. Then she twirled her finger, rubbing the bug in placed, and asked if it liked it, if it liked being nothing but her toy. Again, the speck said yes--though this seemed to anger her.

"God, I wanted this thing to last longer," she lamented, "it's no fun when it doesn't even try to fight back" The speck lied there, unthinking--thinking was for girls with dignity after all--and waited. She threatened to get the mote fired--no, girls get fired, such a threat was meaningless for a worthless crumb. "Dance!", and the dust speck danced "Beg!", and the bug pantomimed "Cum when I bully you!", and the kinky mote began to leak "No no! This is too easy! You'd let me swallow you whole wouldn't you!", the speck stretched out its arms to welcome the oral embrace

Strangely she felt compelled to follow through, and grabbed the thing up in her jaws. Mumbling to herself, "If it was fine being eaten, why would it have offered to do anything I asked back then"

The sudden change of heart, the slow realization that some of this speck's submission may have been intentional. She felt so played, "w-wait" she gulped.

And with that, Eve smiled as she slid down into that slimey slug stomach. She may not have been able to give two week's notice, but she'd have two minute's fun down here before finally finding fulfilling work: as empty calories for a hot workplace bully.

~🐍💜

HDJDJDJFJD OH MY FUCKING GOD HUN

I COUPD READ THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN THIS IS SO FUCKING PERFECT

I GENUINELLY DONT KNOW WHAT TO ADD I WAS. HUMPING A PILLOW WHILE READING THIS- IMMEDIATELY ADDING THIS TO MY FAVORITES, THIS MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE ONE YOUVE SENT PERIOD-

Oh my GOD I need this so badly... overworked, exhausted, baggy-eyed and feeling useless to the company... all I needed was for her to show me just how useless I really was....

Finally a real job... I fucking love the idea of being too small and far too weak to even escape her cubicle if I wanted, its my new home... I exist for her, I exist to serve her- the humiliation makes me tremble, and half the times when she's gone (and often when she's not) I'm leaking like a FOUNTAIN onto her desk, imagining her comments... my body on full display for her, the least I could do- SGJDDJF GOD

I NEED THIS LEVEL OF HUMILIATION SO FUCKING BADLY OH MY GOD

I could bring up every little bit, I could fawn over this for fucking PARAGRAPHS, but I. Am gonna refrain myself... hdhdjjrd god I love this so so so SO much thank you-

... I will say that the um. freckles bigger than your dick and pores bigger than my tits part might have made me audibly squeal....

Need this so badly... I need to be a tiny thing at the mercy of an office bully... I should have known when she vandalized the "Treat Tiny Co-Workers with Respect!" posters with her ooze... GODDDDDDD

KISSING YOU YOU BRILLIANT BRILLIANT GAHCHAHCJSJD GOSH <33333

[seerofmike]

Hi! Happy BD! Here’s a quick Octane doodle:

Also, thank you for your contributions to the Apex fandom. I liked the comics lmao

omg an octane yippee!!!! i love him!!!!

[crystalklk]

@creepyjirachi

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

[pokemonblack3white3]

Mwahaha, I've taken your isekeiran and shoved him into a band of immortal space pirates >:3c

Keiran will have a totally normal and helpful time with the mechanisms. They're very good with children (trust me I promise they're very good with mentally ill kids)

(I debated sending this on discord or here shshhhshshshh just lmk if ud prefer discord)

(Also hiiiii md :D)

OH MY GOD?????

[dickmaster420]

[sagechan]

@robin-goodfellow @keepercinnamon

ARIEL NEEDS LEGS

I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.

I’ve never drawn a comic before!

edit: WATCH IN MOTION COMIC FORM

[reineydraws]

daisuke bucklesby tho 💓💘💗💞💖💓💘

[sagechan]

sage, long time follower and reader here, i definitely have come back to your writing over the years!

hi Anon, this is so late replying but wow this really really warms my heart!! i almost didn't want to reply cuz i wanted to keep this in my inbox forever, this is so sweet TToTT <3<3<3

[pokemonblack3white3]

Hey I finished this comic finally

The fact this comic implies that Warden Kieran just carries his dismembered, crystalized limb around is kinda funny lmao

NOBODY is committing to the bit like Wraden Kieran

OH MY GODD IM GOING TO !!!!!!! DUDDDDE THESE ARE SO GOOOD... THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COLORING THESEEE

[teto-spotted]

Teto (and friends) spotted!

Matching gyarus 🫡

[aardvaark]

everyones fave thieves

[atleastitsnotasbestos]

@diruise

Art from Kumari Loves a Monster by Rashmi Devadasan. Illustrated by Shyam. 

“The young maidens in these pages all have beauty, brains and talent / They while away the night and day / With monsters fierce and gallant.

 A romantic picture book of young girls who have fallen in love with monsters.”

[eethok]

I was innocent and wise, and full of pain. Now that I'm a woman, everything is strange.