mice are smooth and round like beach glass
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Kindergarteners will be so proud of themselves for being able to draw a triangle. My GPU can draw tens of thousands of those in a second. You are not special.
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“the other day” could mean anything with me. literally yesterday. or a week ago. Seven years past.
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let's all kill ourselves
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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"
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it feels like a lot of "progressive" online spaces have really latched onto this ooo boykisser pastel stockings kitty femboy image of GNC men and i have to admit i have concerns about how those spaces would respond to GNC men who either can't or simply don't want to look like that
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self-care phrases to boost your confidence
this shit ain't nothin to me man
I'll fucking kill you
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Shirt that says REJECTING ONE INCORRECTLY BLACK AND WHITE VIEW OF HISTORY FOR ANOTHER IS NOT PROGRESS
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Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing the word for “trophy”, he’d extrapolated a word for “thing you can win”. And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said, “Mummy? It’s not rubbish. It’s allowed to be a bottle.” - meaning, effectively, “I want this. Don’t throw it away.” But to an adult ear, there’s something quite lovely about “it’s allowed to be a bottle,” as if we’re acknowledging that the object is entitled to keep its title even in the absence of the original function.
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Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in
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in her DMs being mad cordial
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I can act a little silly
but also serious. if the situation calls for it.
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your honour my client merely just got a little bit genghis khan
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