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Item: the Nutmobile, a giant peanut that has been fashioned into a horseless carriage by an agricultural guild to promote their products

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hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

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“tik tok is brainrot I’m glad it’s getting deleted” YOU are ignoring an early warning sign of fascism bc silly dances and asmr annoys u. tik tok ban is a part of a MUCH bigger bill that indicates any foreign app, if deemed a threat, can be banned if the owner does not sell it. aka the government is mad bc they cannot censor & their capitalist puppet masters are mad they aren’t making money from it. and if ur ok w that……hm

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Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …

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just took this pic...🌑

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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too tired to be part of the solution but don't want to be part of the problem? compromise by becoming part of a new, much funnier problem

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

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I have found a place to live in the most hope filled state of America. Goodbye, clowns of Kentucky. Beautiful Ohio, here I come!

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pics from last nite (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)🖤🦴

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has anyone else accidentally disliked a video and then felt extraordinary unspeakable dread at the thought of being negative

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@/hisethelcain. “now u just wait a minute, mister” twitter, 31 mar 2020.

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im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

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Big things are happening in Illinois