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Why was one direction buying a teenage girl

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please look at the name of this drink i saw at a boba place the other day

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Tendou sisters will absolutely roast each other

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Monsieur la Rockstar

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god forbid i update my boyfriend on what im doing while hes at work

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ok i screamed

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WASHING RICE. the thing we are talking about is WASHING RICE. PASSING WATER OVER RICE. an action that takes anywhere from 30-120 seconds. you 'DON'T KNOW HOW' to WASH RICE. you 'DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO LEARN' how to WASH RICE. the concept of IMMERSING RICE IN WATER has passed you by because you were not TAUGHT AS A CHILD.

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still thinking about how akane never found out that ryoga didn’t use the fishing rod of love on ranma on purpose. she thinks he did that because he’s in love with him. ryoga would die if he realized that.

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what’s everyone’s letterboxd top 4 (and if you don’t have letterboxd then name your top 4 anyway)?

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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.02 Do You Know What It Means to Be Loved by Death

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thinking with your pussy, or cuntemplating,

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I love what we've done with the word "ratatouille." It's kinda like how we fucked up the popular understanding of the word inception, except we borrowed a word from a language we usually copy 1:1 and assigned it a wildly unrelated meaning. Hell with the tomatoes. Steer that man by his hair.

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i don’t really care if an emmy nomination happened to your favorite actor it should have happened to jacob anderson instead

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alright spotify besties it’s time for your 30th “ on repeat ” song

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you literally do not have to do that

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