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It's so weird to me how many crossovers of Miraculous Ladybug and DC there are with Marinette being adopted by Bruce Wayne. Like no yeah I get where they're coming from and all...
But has everyone forgotten there's an in canon Bruce Wayne/Batman knock off they could use? Like imagine Marinettes class goes to New York again and someone takes a picture of her meeting Aeon and Jessica's moms and now half of twitter or whatever the miraculous equivalent is of twitter thinking she's Barbara and Olympias newest daughter whether by adoption or Barbara maybe having a Playgirl past before settling down and her being biological?
Like yeah throwing her in DC and at Bruce Wayne is fun but we have an in-universe Batman to throw her at
#miraculous world#miraculous ladybug#marinette dupain cheng#ml ladybug#ml new york#Majestia#olympia Hill#barbara keynes#knight owl#jessica keynes#eagle#uncanny valley
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If Knight Owl/ Barbara Keynes is an allegory for Batman then Fei attempts to rob her for laughs and ends up adopted.
Barbara introducing Fei to Olympia/Majestia, Uncanny/Aeon and Jessica/Sparrow like "Look I've adopted this traumatized superhero teen who tried to rob me. Her names Fei. She's your sister/daughter now."
I'm even more excited for that lesbian New York x Shanghai special now cuz I can't wait to hear Fei, Jess and Aeon screeching at the same when they find out Adrienette is canon
#miraculous ladybug#ml#miraculous world#ml shanghai#ml new york#fei wu#jessica keynes#aeon hill#barbara keynes
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My kitten Kir. I think she's sick of my shit
@artinclined-jointheartside
Everyone post a random picture from your gallery,this is a tag game yes
@fymo-blogs @the-real-gmail @totally-china @dhampirdreamerz @france-unofficial
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I think the next Detective Conan movie or arc that involves the Black Organization should have Gin being the one suspected of being a traitor and the rest of them having to try and prove he's not.
Chianti and Korn are tense but trying to see if he's an actual traitor, Vodka is adamant he's innocent, Vermouth spends the whole time amused to hell, and Kir gets to be on the other end of the gun and scary AF for once. Bonus points include everyone getting a new dosage of fear and Respect for Kir when she tells Gin straight to his face that if he was a traitor she'd kill him herself with a smile and actually holds a gun on him (maybe even shoots him in the shoulder or something?) without being killed for it later, Vermouth amused and torn between wanting to have Gin be labeled a traitor because of what he did to her Cool Guy and Angel and helping prove he's loyal for whatever other motive, Vodka being seen as Dangerous again, and Rum being the main one to suspect Gin but also everyone else low-key thinking he's either a traitor or cursed.
As for why they think this and all the evidence to support that Gin might be a traitor. I have a whole essay for how that works. I'm this essay I will-
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More rules are added every week. She just looks at what the girls did that week, takes a shot and then adds more rules.
Some future rules to consider.
Bloom stop eating meat raw, just cause you have the dragon flame doesn't make you part dragon. What do you mean you can cook it in your mouth?! How do you know that?! Why??
Girls: No more experimenting with your powers, especially involving food, without teacher supervision.
Wizgiz does not count, we all know he encourages it.
Faragonda doesn't count either, I thought I could trust her but apparently she gave you the idea in the first place.
Aisha I am proud you can beat the boys at any weapon they pick but stop telling the students that you learned it from me. I've had too many requests for training.
Stella just because they don't realize that your focus is a bo staff is no excuse to use it as a baseball bat to whack them.
Whacking sense into someone is an expression, it isn't literal. Stop trying to hit people for being stupid Tecna I know you know better.
Flora please stop sleeping in the greenhouse. I know one of your plants is sick but you can set alarm spells on it and sleep in your own bed.
I know you girls have weekly pillow forts and sleepovers in the common room of your dorm. It's not technically against the rules but if I hear one more noise complaint or walk in on another Never Have I ever game I'm banning it.
You girls are not allowed to play Truth or Dare, yes it's impressive you painted Cloud Tower sunshine yellow without getting caught but also you girls don't know when to stop. Musa ran naked through the courtyard and scared Palladium and four freshmen.
You're not allowed to play Monopoly either. Flora is vicious, you're all too competitive, and the last game had morphix monsters roaming the halls and the suns refusing to set for three extra hours.
Don't play Cards Against Humanity where other students can hear or walk in on. The fightings left your senses of humor warped and it terrifies the other students.
Rules for the Winx Club's dorm
(Inspired by rules for 1-A)
Bloom: Please stop trying to use your powers in the dorms, you've set off the fire alarm so many times that all the other students think it's broken
Stella: While it's impressive you can do your make-up while sparring, please stop. I can't grade your technique if you are distracted and not trying your best
Flora: No eco crimes of any caliber or I'm banning you from the greenhouse
Tecna: Stop breaking through Alfea's defenses as a "test" of your skill. You are going to let someone slip in one of these days. I will make you a barrier to play around with, just stop doing it to the main one
Musa: Please keep your music at an acceptable volume
Hearing other people playing music is NOT a challenge
Aisha: Stop climbing the outside of the school. I will find somewhere for you to rock climb, you're scaring the other students by climbing past their windows
Stop telling the other students Bloom is God. Being the Fairy that holds the power of the Great Dragon's Flame, is not the same thing as being the Great Dragon
Bloom: Stop using your powers to convince the other students you are God
Someone using purple magic is NOT bulletproof evidence that they are Darcy. Stop attacking random students
Bloom: That goes double for you
Stella: Stop telling people Tecna is a robot
Tecna: Stop using your prosthetics to help Stella convince people you are a robot
Musa: Stop giving them new ideas
Flora: While your "onion fumes" spell is incredibly creative and amazingly useful in combat scenarios, I ask that you only use it during outdoor sparring. Making everyone's eyes burn while your sparring is something we want to avoid
Musa: The Cloud Tower girls are thankful that Riven drew the attention of monsters to make their escape, they are not "hussies" attempting to "take" anything from you. Stop trying to fight them
Saladin being unable to say no to Helia is not grounds to abuse this fact to get your hands on random specialist weapons, you've already put yourselves in the infirmary multiple times. At least get someone to train you
Aisha: This is not a challenge
Flora: Covering your enemies in hornet-attracting pollen is not an acceptable tactic to deal with bullies, please just tell me about it next time
Stop daring Aisha to do random things to see if she's naturally good at it. She probably is
Aisha: Your honor is not lost just because you can't tie a cherry stem with your tongue. Stop adding random things to your training regiment
Amaryl throwing an attack at Stella, which she batted away without a second thought, is not an acceptable reason to make a morphix monster specifically programmed to chase her around the school. I was going to expel her for that stunt anyway
Not trusting new teachers is understandable, hazing them and dumping potions of revealing on them is not. I will let you give them potions in a controlled environment
The hallways are not a controlled environment
Bloom: A specialist telling you that you'd be "prettier if you smiled" is appropriate grounds for flipping him off, not breaking his nose
Aisha: You too
Tecna: You as well
Bloom: Saying "this is exactly what her ghost warned me of" about random things in the middle of a conversation is not acceptable behavior. You are scaring the freshmen
"As the prophecy foretold" is not much better
Just because Wizigiz says something is ok does not actually make it ok
Stella: Stop making up magical artifacts. I've gotten 16 different questions about completely made-up objects and it's obvious you're the one doing this
Tecna: At least pretend to pay attention in class. I know you already know most of these things but building a robot on your desk distracts the other students
Musa: Riven leaving you on "read" is not an acceptable reason to hijack the announcement system to play break-up songs, he probably just checked his phone in between training. Stop doing this. We have actual announcements to make
At least try to be subtle about the fact that you girls are under different rules than the rest of the school. The freshmen are starting to get ideas, and I don't want to deal with that many students in detention
Especially when sneaking your boyfriends in. Yes, I know. None of you are subtle
Tecna: Stop hacking into the royal students' phones and systems. You are going to start an intergalactic war. Airing out Royalty's dirty laundry is only acceptable if it's really bad, and at least warn me first so I can find a political advisor
Aisha: Stop training the pixie animals to attack people you don't like
Bloom: Tell someone when you're going to take a surprise vacation home, last time Stella woke up the entire wing of the dorms with her screaming because she thought you were kidnapped
If you're going to get payback for Griffin giving you the runaround when you were at Cloud Tower at least don't get caught. Griffin is somehow more annoying when she's smug
Musa: Stop trying to get the girls to start a band with you, Tecna is tone-deaf, I know you're just doing this to annoy people. Stop it
Tecna: Making a complication of Erendor and Samara making fools of themselves is funny, hacking the projector system to show it during an assembly is not. Just mass text it to everyone, I know you can, you didn't need to do that
If your going to skip class because of a magical emergency it better be a real emergency or I'm going to tell your teachers to start grading your missed assignments
Stella: A bad hair day is not an emergency
Aisha: Stop intentionally riling up Riven when he's at the doom, I don't care how funny you find annoying him is, just because we can fix property damage with magic doesn't make it acceptable
Stella: Stop biting people. Just stop. It's unsanitary
Do not have Riven, Sky, and Helia at your dorm at the same time. I've heard how those two can get when Helia is there to instigate and I'm not dealing with that. If I get a hint of those three being around at the same time I'm giving you all detention
On that note, if Riven and Sky are going to be in the dorms either keep them in different rooms or have Brandon there to mediate
Tecna and Musa: Stop using your powers to freak out the freshmen when you tell them stories of your battles
Stop using your power to freak out Stella in general
Stop trying to freak out Flora, it won't work
Flora: Just because you haven't blown anything up in the lab yet, doesn't mean your experiments are permitted
Musa: Please control your pixie. She's convinced half the students she has the authority to give them detention, and while she's not wrong about their punishments, she can't keep doing this
Bloom: Lording your newfound strength above your enemies is not an acceptable way to use magic. If you're going to mess with this "Mitzi" do it during the breaks
Please be aware of who is around when you ask Brandon questions about his life as a royal guard. Ophelia has had multiple girls show up because they overheard him talking about torture in graphic detail
Flora: Please warn me when you invite Miele over. Yes, only you and only Miele. I can't even begin to describe the amount of chaos that child can cause with her bugs
If you don't warn me I'm banning all of your siblings from visiting
Bloom: Please stop avoiding the staff's questions about Kiko. He can perfectly comprehend language. Why can he comprehend language Bloom
~ Griselda, Head of Discipline
#winx griselda#winx club#winx musa#winx bloom#winx stella#winx flora#winx tecna#winx aisha#winx layla#winx#funny#Griselda
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Anyone ever get tired of acting and playing a role all the time? Acting like you're gonna find a partner of the opposite gender one day and marry? Acting like you want to do some 9 to 5 job for the rest of your life? Coming up with excuses for why you don't drink, why you don't go to parties, why you don't want children? Tiptoeing through conversations, careful not to upset anyone and their invisible preferences they believe are universal? Pretending you're fine, pretending you never have experienced trauma or mental illness, pretending your apartment is always clean and you always have everything together. Pretending you have "normal" interests. Lying to people. Every day, wherever you go. Lying to your colleagues, to your parents, to your family. Knowing that telling the truth would be even worse, if anyone would even believe you. I'm tired of this bullshit.
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REBLOG THIS IF YOU'RE GENDERFLUID, SUPPORT PEOPLE WHO ARE GENDERFLUID, OR YOU LIKE MAC N CHEESE
ALL 3 BITCHES!!!
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Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends
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The hex girls from Scooby Doo are just the grown up Powerpuff girls in their emo band faze. Discuss.
#powerpuff girls#powerpuff blossom#powerpuff buttercup#powerpuff bubbles#hex girls#scooby doo#what are their names?#thorn#and two others#idk right now#am i high?#i dont know#am i wrong#probably not
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My mom can fuck off. This is the only valid mom now.
LMAO nah mines a transphobic bitch who believes theres only two genders and you are only what you're born as. Not good to have when you're gender fluid
"Oh. I do hate mothers who don't support their own children. How can you not love the very being you made? You can send her to me once she arrives; I'll take care of her for you."
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Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children
Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.
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Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself
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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers (ó ꒳ ò✿) <3
1. My cats.
2. Pokemon.
3. Food
4. Music
5. Rain
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Do you think Hazbin Hotel has characters from real world/ other movies and stuff in it? Like will we see a reference to a president or a known musician or actor? Will there be a mention of famous movie characters being in hell or heaven? Just imagine seeing a Stan Lee cameo in the background of an episode? Or a Tony stark reference? Or Saint Trinians? Or a million other shows and movies?
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