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had a kendel mint cake and walked three hours in a storm after my computer mysteriously deactivated. got back this morning still alive, and my computer breathes once more. looks like everything's coming up krillhouse
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whatever, people just hate spiders nowadays

i left a bucjket of spiders on your porch. you cant hate me for this
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i left a bucjket of spiders on your porch. you cant hate me for this
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find me at moe's tonight learning that the world is big and beautiful

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i stared at this photo for an hour and got emotional

i dont know if that was the vodka or the soda
i revewvied 27 sodas but thought sg it was ggh a good idea to have vodgka as a pallet clearnser. well. the well. doom 20616. in the girst gage in the gfirst battle
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i revewvied 27 sodas but thought sg it was ggh a good idea to have vodgka as a pallet clearnser. well. the well. doom 20616. in the girst gage in the gfirst battle
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I haven't had much soda in my era (save the sponbobr coolant), and I had the idea to try as many sodas as I could. from everywhere. from everywhere I say, and the count now sits at 27. I will taste them, and they will be known within my mind, their wave functions collapsed forever

if you know of any sodas, not from the big companies because suck, transmit them to my brain meat.
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forever thinking of that one person who said my voice reminded them of a vocaloid 🤍🤍🤍
anyway here's me singing snow halation with hatsune miku
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and in the dark I created this meal. it was food, and could be described as calories and of Flavor. I can cook for you

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ive been making jerma curses lately. it could be your fate, but who's to say. jerma. jerma is to say
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ive been making jerma curses lately. it could be your fate, but who's to say. jerma. jerma is to say
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scrolls will speak of this later. they will say "how did she invent such foods as the Chicken's Shame, or the Ham and Beans Ruination?"
and my answer will only be [desolation wish] and [fungus corruption]

but i am enlightened now. i ate a cookie today, and drink spongebob water on the weekends. this causes smiling
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ok you can post again please
mommy will kick you in the head if I post
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fucked up in the [forest] drinking [spongebob coolant]. fucked up in the [biome] eating [tortilla]

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hello
if there is a big bug, ask it something for me. do this thing for me. find a bug and ask it
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well, if deltarune is anything like nubby's number factory i think it will be game of the year
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