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Hillary Clinton: *pulls out a bottle of Tabasco from her bag* Swagger!

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Me: first of all, thats MY dick.

Bae:

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me and my friends when we’re generic thugs

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Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

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I got distracted putting away groceries and SOMEBODY took advantage.

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In Austin powers: international man of mystery (1997), Mike Myers predicted the blockage of the Suez Canal 24 years later.

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I’ve always wondered how they did that

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FRIENDS is actually an acronym for the names of the characters

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DO NOT MAIL IN YOUR BALLOTS ANYMORE.

TAKE THEM TO A LEGITIMATE DROPBOX,

OR TAKE THEM TO THE BALLOT OFFICE.

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Health Restoration 0

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hahahaha good job