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I made my Catholic grandfather guess all of the Good Omens character names
(I told him each character’s species ahead of time.)










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“we’re ruining the planet” i’m sorry who is this we i don’t recall myself running a billion dollar oil business
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not to get too controversial or anything but i think i should be allowed to set things on fire with my mind
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False memes
Okay, friends, I need some help.
A friend of mine saw a friend who does not speak Spanish circulating these two memes, trying to be helpful. Here’s the problem - the advice in Spanish DOES NOT MATCH the English AT ALL. In Spanish, the people are advised to invite ICE in, be honest and calm, and to instruct all family members to tell the truth. At the end, they are told their cooperation is appreciated. They are not advised of their rights, to request a warrant. The advice amounts to giving themselves up.
If you look closely at the bottom, you’ll see that the English version is from the ACLU. The Spanish version says “ALCU”.
Be aware of the information you share - it may not be helpful!
THAT SAID, the help I request is this:
I do not speak enough Spanish to translate the above into Spanish. I would like to give her the Spanish translation of this message to add to her post. (And this one.)
Help?


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me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
my brain:
my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
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Found on Facebook; I don’t know who made this
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When the knitting social media site, Ravelry, is the only social media site with the balls to do what’s right….
🧶🧶🧶
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but soft, what brick through yonder window breaks
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It’s fun to go into a movie without knowing what’s going to happen, but I like that to be my choice. I was totally spoiled for the first Avengers movie - at midnight that first time I felt like I wasn’t watching it as much as anticipating each beat. I chose to go into each subsequent Marvel movie unspoiled. And Endgame was fun to watch because I loved being surprised by what I was surprised by.
The worst thing about it was Captain Marvel. It’s not surprising to learn that they hamstrung Brie Larson like they did. How in the world can she, an academy award winning actress, work her craft in those conditions? Crazy.
literally is there a better example than this of the clickbait-industrial complex laying waste to craft….like no wonder the acting is so flat no one knows even the basic plot of the movie they’re filming
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Mr. Rogers Amigurumi Pattern By CraftyIsCool - It’s So Lifelike! 👉 https://wp.me/pjlln-7tU
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Reblog if a fictional female character has positively influenced your life
Trying to prove something to my sexist grandfather
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“Those steel blue eyes let you know where home is. That’s my safe place. Those beautiful eyes.”
me:
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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What if Mike was short for Micycle
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Im.. Soft 🥺🥺🥺

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