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Metal Slug 3 fan art
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99% of nose-blowers quit right before the one rip where they hit their sinus cavity's resonant frequency and spend a solid 15 seconds blasting a thumb-sized wad of yellow phlegm straight out of their pineal gland and can suddenly smell colors
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it came to me in a vision
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GTM Hallo-Gallo
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not allowed to smoke with people anymore because every time i exhale its deathblight
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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
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Camazotz ("Death Bat" in the K'iche’ language), a Lord in Xibalbá, Mesoamerica
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new chips flavor just got invented called radioactive nuclear isotope
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