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GUESS WHO DROVE FOR 10 MINUTES

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everybodies all freaking out bc there’s a tsunami coming towards arizona. it’s gonna evaporate? i just did some work and had to take cardboard out to the trash and nearly became a raisin. we need the water, you guys

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um can we make this a real thing??????

please tag any other fandom that could use this meme format

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big fan of and one if i haven’t mentioned it but kind of newer

just listened to Spontanverkehr for the first time and busted a nut

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in would you fall in love with me again odysseus says he’s hurt more lives than he can count on his hands. buddy. that implies like 16. YOU KILLED OVER 600 MEN

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it’s 10 pm… do you know where your oil is

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i watched texas chainsaw massacre🩸

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oh oh what’s this in my pocket and TUNA ATTACK

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*walks into attic in white*

HELLO?

Me: What was that noise?! Sounds like it was coming from the attic! Hmmm, it was probably nothing..

The Ghastly Ghost:

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i have joined the fight against art

*checks notes on my hand but they’re all smudged from sweat*

i. i uh. i have joined the art against fight.

*screen behind me switches on to show a photo of me crying with a crumpled piece of paper saying ‘they can’t draw! they were scammed into this’*

well um hey now.

*another slide showing my art fight username (finn4the_human4) and ART FIGHT in bold letters*

*i dive off the stage to be torn apart by the audience into 12,000 little pieces*

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hey i got one of those

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Reblog this and you’ll get something weird in your inbox.

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hell yeah bro

Chat we good. Right?

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now babe you told me to vote Ody but you didn’t tell me he was up against JULIAN. that man is 100% pregnant and it’s mine i’m sorry

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT GROUP TWO *FINALS

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).

PROPAGANDA:

[Julian]

"he is EXTREMELY submissive and breedable."

[submitted by @justanotherkathrynjanewayblog]

[Odysseus]

"Look this is less about needing Odysseus to be pregnant (though I'm not disregarding the idea 👀) and more about believing that Penelope of Sparta is the og "if any woman could knock up her husband, it's her" type of woman and Odysseus would be 10000% down for it just because it's Penelope asking. Like yeah Epic the Musical is newly finished, but the tale of Odysseus simping for his wife and costing people their lives along the way back to her is over 2000 years old. (And I mean, they had mpreg stories back then, but it was like, Athena bursting out of Zeus' forehead 🤷)."

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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not cringetober bc i was busy today

but i did get a doodle done for 40 years of thomas the tank engine <3

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i’m like a Jesus freak but not a ‘Jesus freak’ but like a freak that loves Jesus. the Jesus has nothing to do with my freak except for the fact he made me that way and that one phase a few years ago