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Russian humor

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Adam: Fuck you, you fucking dwarf! Stick your ducks in your ass, you rotten duck. Die and dig in, you tight faggot. Lucifer: I'll do that thing with my tongue that you like. And there will be ribs for dinner. Adam: FUUUUCK. FUUUUUUUCK.

I answer that the rubber ducks quack in different tones one after the other when Lucifer takes them out.

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Val: Everyone abandoned me!! These whores should know their place, Vox! Their place is next to me! Just like yours! Vox: If I volunteer at a hotel, will I be sent to heaven? He's not going to get me there with his whining, is he? We are tolerant, we are tolerant.

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Первая в жизни вышивка!

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Hey, Dakota, what is “love”?

- Hmm. Let me try to clarify that.

- Look, here’s lavash and salad.

- Lavash is so very proud of itself and is quick to become stale. Have you ever seen anyone talk to it, uh, eat it dry?

- Here’s salad. It consists of a bunch of different elements, mostly greenery. It is an individual. But only women on a diet are in need of it.

- Love is the sauce that connects them. It softens the lavash and makes the taste of the salad feel more intense. And together they form something special - shawarma (relationship).

*In Russian, stale and callous are the same in spelling.

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Crossover with SU. Dakota - ruby, Cavendish - pearl. My favorite fusion and one of my favorite moments 🌺

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We’re Gonna Do It Again. Make pistachio trees great again!

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Love these two  ♥

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