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F: Being fictional is such a burden... M: see, this is exactly why you were removed from the story! I canNOT believe the Disrespect!

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F: You could’ve just sent her a gift card or something. M: look, it’s all about sending a message. I gotta let her know i love and appreciate her even if it means breaking and entering

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F: The weird psychic mind connection was really creepy... M: i know for a fact this actually happened because it’s the last thing I can remember before the doomsday of 20th

[Askbox open]

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M: i’d really use a refresher right now. Like, my mind is foggy after whatever went on at the party yesterday

F: Mista, the party was two weeks ago. It’s June.

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M: i changed my mind, we’re mortal enemies now and they don’t deserve shit. Their tiddy goth ain’t even that special, we have our own F: I swear to fucking Christ, if the motherfucker refuses to use his indoor voice again, I won’t hesitate-

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M: well you see, it was a spontaneous gunfight with a big group of stand users, there were like twenty of them and they were out to wipe out passione! Luckily, i was able to fend them off, anyway could you fix this since you’re already here, please..? F: Don’t try to save face now, you don’t get hurt unless it’s your own fault!

F: …So you’re saying you went to a public park and started gunfire in the broad daylight like a fucking idiot. For a meme. M: precisely, yes

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F: ...So you’re saying you went to a public park and started gunfire in the broad daylight like a fucking idiot. For a meme. M: precisely, yes

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F: Not only that, we’re all sorta young here, what of it? Not only that, what else was I supposed to do? Just die I guess? Thanks, I’d rather not today and I’m just-! FUCKING hell, it’s-! I’m not sure if I’m more angry or confused, there’s SO much wrong here, what did you even expect me to say here??? M: i wasn’t there but even i think this one’s kind of a stretch

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M: can i be a zoomer spiritually? I think i have the vibes for it F: It... It doesn’t work this way, Mista.

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M: if big tiddy goth gfs only come out during halloween, does that mean abbacchio isn’t one despite all the evidence saying otherwise? F: Let’s not start this conversation, I don’t want to hear it.

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M: IT’S AMAZING! THE SIMPLICITY OF IT MAKES IT SUCH A GREAT PICK FOR DOWNTIME AND LOW BUDGET, THE LETTUCE AND CHEESE CREATE SUCH A GREAT CONTRAST TOGETHER, CREATING A MASTERPIECE OF TASTE- F: MISTA I DON’T GIVE A FUCK, USE YOUR INDOOR VOICE!!

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M: i don’t even like m&c that much but I would inhale homemade goodness like it’s air F: That’s great, why don’t you snack on the food that you dumped on the floor carelessly then?

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F: I’m taking this as my emotional support fee. M: this is why you can’t have nice things

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F: You have my condolences... And your friend too, I guess. M: tag yourself, i’m mista

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F: ...Just pause the game and sort it later. M: I CAN’T PAUSE, I WORRY ABOUT HIS WELL BEING, HE HASN’T SLEPT SINCE THE TODDLER STAGE!

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F: If I see any other Fugos, I can and will treat them as strangers. We may share a name but I am not them and they are not me. M: bold words for someone insulting his own mirror reflection

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F: We needed a new one for a long time anyway. so it’s not that big of a deal. M: hey, fugo, i fixed it. I learn from the best