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HE SHOULD HAVE EATEN YOU😭😭😭😭😭😭

You know what I love? Other Country AUs they're so silly specially if it's you country, for example Hannibal but mexican I love speculating where they'd live, study, what "stereotype" they'd be.

Do you have any head cannons for your country?

If Hannibal was Hungarian Chilton would never let it go and Jack would retire early.

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hate that mads mikkelsen hannibal has an ipad because an apple store would kill that man but even worse is that anthony hopkins hannibal would’ve fucking loved one. that’s an ipad kid right there. mads hannibal should be reading articles on parchment whilst hopkins hannibal’s playing zoo story 2. it’s a tragedy they were each born in the wrong time

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You forgive how God forgives.

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I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

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what’s really funny about my stardew save is that demetrius has been my farmers BEST FRIEND since he came to pelican town and i think thats beautiful. this like, twenty-something little farmer practically adopted by the guy who introduced himself as a local father. brilliant.

like before he married shane, the person at the top of farmer’s friend list was demetrius. theyre still best friends. they hang out on the weekends. can you imagine being sebastian in that situation? your step-dad’s best and probably only friend is a kid a little younger than you and they hang out all the time. like?? is that not the funniest shit ever

demetrius was CERTAINLY the best man at farmer’s wedding. he wouldn’t have it any other way. and when farmer and shane have children? demetrius is the godfather. like when i tell you they’re best friends, they are BEST. FRIENDS.

farmer may as well be part of the family

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AAAAH AAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH i love this in gona theownup

so about that solider . . .

i always headcanoned sam stumbled upon some old prom photos of his parents when he was younger, seeing the wild hairstyles kent would fashion in his younger days. with kent being abroad at that time, sam would do anything he could to feel close to his absent father- taking up the guitar that kent once played, growing out his hair to sport the 70s style his dad once had, wearing his old jean jacket that jodi hid to collect dust. when kent finally came home, he saw his old self in sam and retreated, terrified of the possibiliy sam could end up like him, full of regret and anguish.

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screaming crying bawling my eyes out

is this any better? probably not

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Kent sending a gift through mail always makes me laugh because my thought process is just

I hope your farms doing we- WRONG!! MEGABOMB IN YOUR MAIL💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣

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Idea: Sebastian is trans, Sam and Sebastian are dating and have been since before seb came out, which happened while kent was deployed. So when kent left for war he knew his teenage son had a “girlfriend,” and when he comes back, his young adult son now has a boyfriend, and he doesn’t realize it’s the same person, so he’s like, “why did Sam never write to me about breaking up with that girl or coming out as queer and starting to date this guy,” and doesn’t understand why Sam’s new boyfriend that he’s never met is acting somewhat familiar with him

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OHH MY GOD TBIS IS SO CUTE. IM GOING YO CRY

Harvey with his daughter, Daisy

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do you ever think harvey wanted to fly an air-ambulance as a pilot or did he just settle for healthcare for the money? of course he’s a very caring doctor, but that doesn’t mean he’s happy.

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my favorite sdv media is things that preserve the chaos of the farmer. i want emotional fanfictions where the farmer gifts Shane a singular egg in the morning on his way to work and he falls in love. i want elliott to watch the farmer eat raw seaweed fresh from the sea. being a farmer in stardew valley is incredibly chaotic and i am here for it

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ooouuuhhhhhhh the hades being (one of) dionysus’s dads is my favorite thing ever and NO ONE LISTENS!!!!! but i agree so bad chiron and dionysus are besties idgaf

www . reddit . com/r/camphalfblood/comments/sxczuc/why_tantalus_pjo/

why tantalus

(This is a long one folks)

There’s a question I always had in Sea of Monsters, who decided to put Tantalus in charge of anything? Reading it again, here are my thoughts. The explanation, Dionysus is smarter than we give him credit for.

First off, I’m 99% positive that Dionysus’ hand was forced in the decision to boot Chiron. This is for a few reasons. First off, why would Dionysus want to boot the competent guy who makes his life a little more bearable? booting Chiron would give Dionysus more work to do.

Second, Dionysus is a young god. Wayyyy younger than the rest. He even admits in TTC that he’s not been around long and doesn’t know/care much about all the Titan lore. If Dionysus tried to defend Chiron and testify his innocence, the other gods would tell him that he was too young to know all the details and that his opinion was invalid. Honestly, half of Olympus probably still see Dionysus as a teenager.

Third, he actually knows Chiron. He worked with him for years and was also a former student of his. He knows from first hand experience that Chiron is a cool guy and a good teacher. He would know that Chiron would never do something like that.

Now, why would the replacement be someone from the fields of punishment? Why not someone who is qualified or you know, alive? Dionysus could have called up Quintus, or literally anyone. Why would a dead person be the go to option. What follows may shock you. You know how in Last Olympian how Nico got a skeleton chauffeur as a gift from Hades? Hades loves giving gifts to his children, it’s probably his love language. What if I told you that Dionysus is also a child of Hades? I know what you’re thinking, ‘but Mort, Dionysus is a son of Zeus. He was literally born from Zeus’ thigh.’ That is true, but remember Dionysus was born twice. What was his first birth?

In some versions the first time he was born to Persephone and Hades as Zagreus. When Zagreus was still a baby a prophecy went around that he would kill Zeus. Zeus took it well for some reason and decided he wanted to be a cool uncle. Hera did not see it the same way, so she released the titans from Tartarus and told them to kill baby Zag. They took Zag and tore him to shreds. Though born a god, his body was young and too mutilated to reform. But everyone knew if the heart was found, my Zagreus could be reborn. After a great search the heart was declared destroyed. It turned out Zeus found the heart. He took it and hid it away in a box, where it remained for years. Then, when he fell in love with Semele, he decided to use the heart to conceive a child. He slipped the heart in some mean soup he made and gave it to her. Why? Maybe he felt responsible for Hera’s actions and wanted to make things right. Maybe he thought this would give him more control of the prophecy, who knows. What matters is that he did it and that Dionysus has two bio fathers and two bio mothers.

It’s clear in Dionysus’ personality and abilities that this is true. He holds grudges like Hades and inherited his coldness. He has plant powers like Persephone, has the same personality, and inherited the ability to take punishments to the next level. My point is, Hades is one of Dionysus’ dads. Hades would not allow one of his dead guys to leave on an order from Olympus. The only way he would allow it was if the dead person was leaving to serve one of his children. And since we know Hades gifts dead people to his children it’s safe to say Hades was like, “Hey son, you wanna come downstairs and pick a new activities director? You can pick anyone you want.” And Dionysus was all like, “Aww dad, a corpse? You shouldn’t have.”

Why the fields of punishment? Maybe Hades was feeling generous and wanted to offer one of the guys a break. Or maybe he thought it would be funny to let them exchange one punishment for another. But it is heavily implied Dionysus picked out Tantalus. But why?

Dionysus picked out Tantalus for many reasons. First, he knew Tantalus would be easily manipulated. Due to Tantalus’ punishment, he is unable to eat or drink. Hunger and hydration is one of the easiest tools of manipulation. And Dionysus is seen distracting Tantalus with food and drinks on multiple occasions. This simple distraction would be a tool to prevent him from causing any real harm.

Second, Tantalus is gullible. Even though Dionysus wasn’t alive when the Tantalus shenanigans went down, it’s pretty easy to tell the guy wasn’t very bright. Imagine ticking off the gods twice on food related offences, how stupid do you have to be? It’s not like he said the wrong thing or messed up some etiquette, he literally tried to A: steal their food, and B: cannibalise his son. The man had chances and he missed them. Dionysus knew this guy was a moron and played his cards right. Remember folks, Dionysus is not only the god of wine, but he’s also the god of theatre. Thus making him the greatest actor of all time. He acts like he’s Tantalus’ friend and buddy. Makes him think that they’re on the same side. He manipulates Tantalus into thinking he has real power. Tantalus reinstates the chariot races, Dionysus goes with it because it gives Tantalus the illusion of authority. Making tantalus think he has a big important job was another way for Dionysus to keep him out of the way. So Dionysus could run the camp to the best of his abilities. And you can tell by the end of the book, the wine-dude is exhausted.

The third reason, Tantalus is horrible. Tantalus is disgusting, a terrible person, and a terrible instructor. Dionysus picked him because he was terrible, but not dangerous enough to cause real harm to the children. Dionysus knew if the replacement was awful it would eventually cause enough godly parental complaints to get Tantalus fired and Chiron reinstated. That is why Dionysus did not call up Quintus or choose a qualified dead person. He wanted his horse-man back.

So yeah, this is my hot take. Dionysus is no idiot. And for tantalus, the game was rigged from the start.

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Immortal best friends who won’t admit they’re best friends who have adopted hundreds of teenagers together

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Percy has a tattoo that says, “I am because you were. Charles Beckendorf.”

He has another one dedicated to Jason that says, “I would raise the sea to the sky if it meant I saw you again.”

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And so the hero falls, all glory and revenge striped in the briefest of moments, felled by a piercing arrow precise as if guided by the very hands of the Sun.

This one was a very fun one to do tbqh. The Fall of Achilles, after ‘The Fallen Angel’ by Cabanel, for a very dear friend! This baby can fit so many symbolisms, I’m very satisfied with the result! ´v` I hope you like as well!