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As of right now, requests are closed, but promos are very much appreciated!!

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REQUESTS CLOSED!

Thank you!! 💛💛💛

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cuddly 2D with his long-ass limbs cuddling his s/o and they're like "no pls don't I'm trapped" and he's like "hmmmmmmm did you say more cuddles" pls thanks

NANNBHDJ???!!!?-Metallic screeching made the inhabitants of an unkept bed jolt, shaking the bed in panic. The covers shifted rapidly, a blue haired singer shooting up right with a startled garble.He was a sight to take in. Azure locks frozen in time and his eyes white and wild. Nearly 4 in the afternoon, this would be the first time he’s been awake all day. Well, along with his lover. He scrunched his thick brows close together, his hands rubbing at his bare arms, “Chilly..”“D, turn it off already!”He squeaked, scrambling to slam his hand down on the little pin on top of the alarm clock.It stopped immediately, but the ringing continued in his ears and his mind. 2D pulled a face, squinting an eye to relieve some pressure behind it. He sat for a minute just rubbing his face to wake up. Russel is probably already out and about in town. Noodle could be in her room or down at the music shop. Murdoc? Murdoc could be anywhere. He just hoped it wasn’t here.An arm slid around his torso, making him jump a bit, “Lay back down. You’re lettin’ cold air in the blankets.”2D couldn’t help the little grin that spread across his lips. He turned his head to look at them, a long-fingered hand coming up to rest against his neck, “Love, I think it’s time we got up. Do something, y’know? The days already almost gone!” His voice was hoarse, but he spoke softly.The pain in his head eased when he heard a small, content sigh from his side. “I know, but can’t we just..” They yawned, “Can’t we just sleep all day today? You barely sleep anyways so it’s best to get at least a day of complete sleep.” Their voice was obviously very tired and probably on the brink of falling back to sleep, so them trying to speak all matter-of-factly made him snort.They peeked open an eye from under the sheets and whacked his stomach lightly, his giggles escalating.With a defeated sigh, he clambered back in bed, much to their delight. They lay in silence, his lover slowly drifting off back to sleep before he spoke again, “Since I..”“Mmh?”“Well, I was thinkin’. I could’ve been in the studio by now, doin’ stuff,”they furrowed their brows, but kept quiet.His voice carried a smug smile, “But you decided to keep me here. I think it’s only fair that I—“Their eyes shot open, “Don’t you dare.”He was already face to face with them, his hands brushing against their sides as he wrapped around them.Like a long, blue octopus.They shrieked, eyes wide and struggling. Their struggling intensified when 2D tucked his head into their neck for good measure.“Stuart! You’re too long to do this!”A horrendously loud snort came from him, his nose crinkled as he tried to keep from laughing, “Long? Just say tall!”“Your limbs,” they panted, their thrashing slowing, “are too.. fucking long.”He hummed, turning his head a bit to peck their cheek after they stopped struggling in his hold.“It’s only fair.”

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20 more minutes and I’ll be able to do the two NSFW requests! I’d rather wait until I have my computer to put it ‘under the cut’!!

As to not make people (who don’t like NSFW) uncomfortable!

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2D a cuddly s/o. Have a nice day!

• He wasn’t used to constant contact, but he never said he didn’t like it.• If you’re looking for him, he’s usually on the couch with his hands around his S/O’s waist while they lay their head on his chest.• He likes to hum while his S/O is laying against him. He noticed it relaxed them immensely.• His most absolute favorite cuddle factor is sometimes, he’ll look down at his S/O with a love drunk expression and they mirror it, only to lean up and peck his nose or lips.• Even while they walk, they hold hands or lean against each other.• His body temperature is naturally low and having someone on him makes him so, so happy.

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Stu and an s/o that just got a puppy or a kitten

You had bought the kitten after work. There was a sign up at the local shelter saying, “Blah, blah, blah, 3 days before they are euthanized, blah, blah, blah.” and it broke your heart.When you made your way inside, there was already a huge crowd opening cages, a chorus of “Aw!”, and a long line at the check-out desk.Your stomach flipped, you wanted to get Stu a friend for when you weren’t home, but it looked like you weren’t going to be able to get any animal. You stayed close to the wall to wait for the crowd to thin. It took a couple hours but you waited until there was an elderly couple, a family of three, and a lone man.Timidly, you walked past empty cages and felt hopeless after a couple minutes of no animals. The other people had left, happy with their new addition, but you felt so bad. Stu had been talking about getting a pet for a while, dropping obvious hints that nudged you to take action. But you wouldn’t give up easily. You sped up a bit, turning a corner to view more cages. All empty. Frustrated, you almost stomped up to the desk like a child having a tantrum.The man behind the desk was rearranging the papers he held, glancing up with a kind twinkle in his eye.“Yes?”You paused, “Do, uh. Do you have any animals left in the back?”His brow arched a bit, a smile smile making its way onto his wrinkled face, “I think we do, but no one wants him.”He stood up, grabbing a ring of keys before leading you into the back of the store, “He’s a blind tabby kitten. Pretty boy, but no one wants him because of his, erm… Situation. He’s pretty sick, too, but the medicine he takes will be included with his purchase.” He droned on, leading you past even more empty cages.You blinked. A blind kitten? Sick? You started second guessing.Before long he stopped short, turning to you with a hushed voice, “He’s a bit sensitive to sound, so please walk lightly and talk in a whisper.”You nod, following him once he started walking again.He stopped again, but in front of a cage. A loud, shrill cry came out of the cage, the man shushing the small creature gently, “Alright, Rex. Okay, it’s just me and a friend.”Soon, you had the small, purring kitten in your arms, your heart melting every time he turned his head up to face you with his cloudy, blue eyes. With a soft ‘mrrow’, he reached up batted at the air slowly, before he made contact with your chin.A chuckle rumbled in your chest as you looked back at the content man, “What papers do I need to sign?”—2D kicked the door open lightly, squeezing himself between the doorway with a tiny, “Hnng!”His arms were weighted down with the stuff he bought from the store on the way home from the studio, “Love! I’m sorry I’m late! Russel had me stay behind to help oil his drum-set! Quite slow a bit in places, but it was nice helping.” He rambled, placing the bags on the kitchen island. He was met with no reply.“(Y/n)? Where- Where are you?” He called out, sorting through the bags.2D grabbed the bag of crisps he had bought for you, making his way to the living room.He gasped.“Egad!”Cue a shrieking (previously sleeping) kitten and a scrambling (also previously sleeping) you spring up right.“‘D, not so loud!” You hissed, grabbing the frightened Rex and holding him to your chest. He relaxed a bit, but his ears kept swivling around and his eyes were huge and blinking rapidly.2D gushed, rushing over to put his hands on the feline only to be stopped with your own.“Calm down first. He’s blind and needs to be handled gently and not…” You smirked, “with eager. He’s not a toy.”He nodded exasperated, “Yes, yes! I’ll be careful!”You slowly reached out to him with the kitten, Rex’s purring shortly after being settled in 2D’s arms.Snatching the bag of crisps, you stand to open it in another room.Before you left, though, you looked back fondly at the teary-eyed smile that 2D had plastered all over his face.

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what about... Domestic 2russ or russdoc hcs if u take ship requests!! ily

awh ilyt but i dont do band ships solely to avoid being attacked for opinions. so rn this blog is strictly reader imagines/headcanonssorry birdy!! 💙💙💙

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How about some headcanons about Russel wearing dresses?

rubs gay lil hands together ooooooh yesss

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As much as he likes dresses, the guy cannot stand lacy dresses.

He prefers brighter colours like blue, yellow, and orange because they give a good contrast to his skin.

Also, he said the yellow polka-dotted sundress he owns gives him a nice, gentle glow. “Like, like an angel, y’know?”

You need help with accessories to match your outfit? Ask him and you’ll be beyond set. He’ll give you things you didn’t think you would need until he shoved them into your arms.

On top of knowing what dress to wear and rocking it, he can make his face even more gorgeous than it already is. His makeup skills really set the cake for perfection.

Don’t let him catch you wearing a dress in sneakers.

He’ll gasp so loud and make a scene.

“You ain’t tell me you got no shoes, and now you walkin’ around like a train-wreck? No, thank you. I’m about to save everyone from lookin’.”

A little harsh to judge, too.

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can i get uhhhhhh aroace murdoc headcanons even tbough that sounds like th dumbest thing ever

you got it!!

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Even though he talks big about how he’s a Sex God he doesn’t find any pleasure(emotionally) in the act whatsoever.

Usually, he brags about his quick shags toimpress the person he’s trying to ‘woo’ but it only makes him cringe.

He’ll often change the topic from sex relatedthings to how his bass strings keep breaking.

Aside from sexual things, he also strays awayfrom relationships

He doesn’t know if it’s just because he isn’table to feel attraction or if it’s just difficult for him to developattraction, and, to be frank, he doesn’t want to find out.

He’s a good person to talk to about problemswith staying interested in relationships, surprisingly. He’s a good listenerand gives his two cents whether you want them or not.

He never thought of himself as ‘broken,’ or ‘special.’To him, he’s always been, and will be, “Murdoc Motherfucking Niccals, baby!”

He will deck anyone who says ace/aro’s aren’t ‘allowed’in the LGBTQA+. No holding back. All of his force will be shoved into theperson’s mouth. With an iron fist of anger and disgust.

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Uhh,,, lesbian Noodle headcanons owo

ahhh lesbian noodle headcanons yes pleaseSFW–• I’ve seen others who write her off as a gal who only dates people who she loves, but she’s a rockstar!! Raised by Murdoc no less!! So, even if it’s not so good, she has a lot of flings with people for the fun of it and breaks a lot of hearts.• She doesn’t intend to get married.• She prefers short haired girls but long hair is fun to braid, too.• She can be very rude to her girlfriend so patience is a must have to be with her.• She ! will ! steal ! your ! clothes ! and ! shoes !• But she won’t let you wear any of her stuff because that makes sense.• She’s terrible at makeup and will only let her girlfriend pretty her up.• She will put so much trust in you to the point she’ll let you water Cy-tree and hold Katsu all by yourself.• When she’s in a good mood, she’ll take you to her room and sit with you while she polishes her collection of guitar picks that she’s gained over the years.• When you wake up in the morning, don’t laugh when she wakes up because she just starts mumbling nonsense sentences.• Ex. “I didn’t want to wash it. Too big.”

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