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Anyway...

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ROMANCE DAWN!!!

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the cuntiest duo on the ship ✨

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this absolute icon

not only does she wear bright red lipstick she literally struts across the sea floor: red lipped batfish use their pectoral fins to 'walk' because they aren’t good swimmers.

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if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

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Laios, devourer of all things horrible.

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i have maybe the worst type of cuteness aggression about fiction characters that im attracted to

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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

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nothing faggier than a man smoking a cigar we all know why you like having something round and large sucked between your lips

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The older I get, and the more on fire the world seems to be the more I feel comforted and SEEN by Sir Terry Pratchett and Discworld.

Not because all the books are inherently comfortable so much as because they feel like someone taking you by the hand and saying; “I know. I’m just as angry about this bullshit. But we can hold hands. But the sun still rises. But hope is still important. Hope wears steel toed boots and smiles with pink and bloody teeth and will make you laugh and will make you cry. It’s not okay. But we’re in the shit together, and some day it’s gonna be less shit.”

This got away from me.

What I’m saying is, I’ve got a shovel.

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Sir Terry Pratchett: on writing Good Omens with Neil Gaiman

I love the whole interview but this little snippet most of all:

Terry: “You can usually bet, and I’m sure Neil Gaiman would say the same thing, that, uh, if I go into a bookstore to do a signing and someone presents me with three books, the chances are that one of them is going to be a very battered copy of Good Omens; and it will smell as if it’s been dropped in parsnip soup or something in and it’s gone fluffy and crinkly around the edges and they’ll admit that it’s the fourth copy they’ve bought”.

You can never own enough Good Omens copies.

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I'm sure the building inspectors will approve my design once they finally manage to escape.

Log Cabin [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[The floorplan of a log cabin, with a fullsize layout on the left, while on the right is a sequence of increasingly smaller versions of the same layout, like a golden rectangle.]

[Caption below the panel]: Log cabin

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Orpheus and Eurydice by Tyler Miles Lockett

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build a bear? yeah i give my boyfriend his t shots i know how to build a bear