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Ah yes, the old "beanie babies will be worth a fortune" thought. I hate the aughts.

So first of all THIS wonderful fella I'm now obsessed with?

First of all, his name is Scorch which is SO cute and I need a fandragon of Scorch

Second of all I looked up how much he costs to buy him and

I'm getting conflicting reports

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Still one of my favorite Kylux lines of all time. Happy Valentines day ya filthy animals!

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This movie was ruined for me when I had to use magic scroll on a costume but now I'm sure Gene Wilder's Wonka is the personification of my insanity.

I am very drunk and listening to toto’s Africa

I’m thinking about watching Charlie and the chocolate factory, but the one from the 1970s where gene wilder is giving off heavy ‘fuck them kids’ energy and the lighting makes it look like the Great Depression

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No nsfw content eh?

So, I will admit I seldom come around here anymore but the only thing I ever really popped on here for was the nsfw illustrations. Guess this is the end of tumblr as we know it.

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I'm sure many people would be offput by this, but I find it incredibly refreshing. I myself have an excellent ability to talk to people for hours about nothing at all, but I always like when people are comfortable with deep conversations from the start.

When I meet people, I don’t know how to small talk very well, so it’s always like two back-and-forths of like, ‘Hey, how are you? How’s the weather?’ And then five seconds later I’m like, ‘So, what’s your relationship like with your mother?’ It always goes really deep really quickly.

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Honestly, if you are the type of person to defend Alex Jones and his feelings when he basically gave no shits about his fans harassing the families of dead kids you are a horrible person. Alex Jones deserves no sympathy, no leniency, and no kindness. He has no place in a civilized society with his toxic bullshit and chasing him into obscurity is the best he deserves.

again I just want to make this super fucking clear, alex jones made a tumblr because he knew tumblr wouldn’t kick him off, and they didnt…

but what alex jones wasn’t prepared for was the fact that because this website is so lawless we can endlessly harass him ourselves… 

and so he deleted.

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Whoa, okay, this is very spooky but also cute as the dickens.

IT’S OCTOBER 

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Look at all this 70's.

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This is a thing of great beauty.

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Get ready persons.

The Great Bot Purge: Stage 3 ‘War’

Friends, bot purgers, warriors, it’s almost time to move on to stage 3: 'war’. Now that we have proof that our efforts are working, we are going to eradicate thousands every day. The enemy made a big mistake. Porn bot boosted posts. In the botting world it’s called 'incest’. Yup.

I have a list with 100k+ bot accounts that need to be eradicated. Since this is such a big task, I call upon everyone to join @purgethebots and to turn on notifications for this blog. Please reblog this post, maybe tag a few friends, and prepare yourselves for stage 3.

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Rabies is literally the scariest disease in the world.

sorry if i’m being a party pooper but because rabies is apparently the new joke on here ??? please remember that rabies has an almost 100% fatality rate after symptoms develop so if you’re bitten or scratched by an animal that you aren’t 100% sure is vaccinated then GO TO A DOCTOR. it’s not a joke. really. 

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Goddammit. I can't escape this song.

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Is this how I join the skeleton war?

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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More than ome of these would not seem out of place in one of my tabletop games.

anyway dont use any of these theyre not gonna work

bonus reject design