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Dad, where's other Dad?

Working.

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Can Mr. Hyde speak French? It's still the language of TRUE gentlemen.

No, I can't speak French

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GIVE HIM THE JUICE HYDE

What juice

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Hey Ed, what’s your opinion for pineapple on pizza?

Yes. Always yes.

Its best with bbq sauce instead of tomato

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I ain't a cat!! Fuck you

Summon Hyde into reblogging this by simply going "pspspsps".

I don’t think that would work

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Papa pick me up I need to tell you about my day while cradled in your strong arms with my head on your broad, handsome chest… wait this isn’t Jekyll’s blog

No, this isn't

@henryjekyllposts

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dad has returned

For now

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oh sick that anon got some free lemonade can i have a sip--

OOOOUUUUUGGGHHHHH LEMON JUICE OOOOOOOOOOOOOO---

Lmao

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lemon potion 🍋

a super sour potion that's like lemon juice but 10 times more sour

go pour some in jekyll's tea when he's not looking for me, ok

Ohohoh, I will

And maybe drink some myself

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I would like it if you made an ASMR video

No. I hate those videos

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Cute 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

no

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i bet if you licked a lemon instead of scrunching your face up the lemon does it instead you little sourpuss

I eat lemons like oranges.

They're really not that sour.

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🥭 food for you

A.. Mango.

No

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YAYYY HYDE IS BACK YAYAYAAY THE SKRUNKLY RAT MAN IS BACK

RHEHDUSJEJRHHJRHEHEHEHE

occasionally I do that, yes

Stop calling me skrunkly.

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🎩 you dropped this, sir

..Thanks

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would you smooch a locomotive

No. Why would you ask that

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HYDE DO YOU LIKE CHAPPELL ROAN

Who?