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What if I dressed up as you for Halloween?

Imitation is the best form of flattery

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You actually have had people sending you things as weird as the berserk anons before. All those people who patronize you and treat you like a cat or some kind of pet. They feel the same way

Mm, true.

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I'm busy, I don't remember all the anons I get

Hey. I'm the anon Hyde called "fucking nuts." One of you wanted to meet me? You gonna have to show yourself

What?

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Hey. I'm the anon Hyde called "fucking nuts." One of you wanted to meet me? You gonna have to show yourself

What?

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► reblog to let your mutuals know that... YOUR RP BLOG IS NOT TIME-SENSITIVE!

...That there is NO time limit or expiration date on asks, memes or threads.

...That your partners NEVER need to feel they have to apologise for not responding to a thread or ask yet.

...That you welcome replies to "OLD" threads and memes, even if they've been sitting quietly untouched for weeks or months.

...That there is NEVER any pressure or obligation for your partners to reply until they feel the drive and enthusiasm to do so.

...That YOU will happily respond to things at YOUR OWN leisure, and you would like your partners to feel comfortable doing the same.

Not everybody enjoys running their blog this way and that's a-okay. But removing the idea that RP interactions are something that can "expire" or that the asks in your inbox have an unspoken "due-date", takes the pressure off of both your partners and yourself and can help bust feelings of stress/anxiety from the hobby. Reblog to let your partners know that you're just jazzed to receive new writing from them, whenever it comes.

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Hey, Hyde, someone asked you something way back in April about you and Manny.

since time has passed, I am curious. Are you and him finally at the "marrying point" now?? Or soon, maybe?? Cmon, it's been like 6 months

No

I don't plan to marry anyone. It's a hoax to get you to pay taxes, or whatever

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Wait.. I want a kiss...

You should start charging for them, you'd make big bucks

Mmm, true, but it's more fun to not

Cause then there's more of 'em

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Thinking about you gives me urges in a way that is entirely not affectionate towards you. C'mere, let me slice your neck with a knife, though im afraid you'd be into that shit.

Too bad, so am I

You'd be correct, I am into that shit

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Not a bad thing? So do you like having crazed fans?

Now I feel like if you opened a p.o. box you'd never stop getting fan mail

Is that not what this is?

Joking, joking. But sure. Makes things interesting.

But I haven't gotten anything weirder than the recent asks. Or spicier, which is surprising.

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No no, nonono. This anon you call "fucking nuts" has a real fucking point. Everything they said is very, very true. I don't think you realize how you can make us feel sometimes, and you need to be more self aware. More self aware of how you just existing makes us go beserk.

many people would go to the extremes for you just because we're that insane for you. Open your eyes, twat.

Also I'd like to meet this anon, we seem to be on the same page of life.

Self aware. Me. Good luck with that, berserk anon 2

And trust me, my eyes are open. Y'all are nuts. But that ain't a bad thing

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I am the anon that is violently in love with you. That’s a huge fucking compliment, by the way, it’s means you somehow got past the fact that I am wholly unromanticly inclined and mostly asexual. Can we kiss.

Y'know what, sure.

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You are terrible and small and I love you. Fucking scrunched up rat. Top hat gremlin man. Sexy fucking goblin. Stinky garbage boy. Feral piece of shit. Thinking about you gives me violent urges in a way that is entirely affectionate towards you.

I don't know how to reply to this.

You're fucking nuts

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“As iF i WoULd sInG” Are you denying that Alive and Confrontation are entirely epic portrayals of you?

I have never heard them, and nor do I want to.

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Nuts, the both of you

Just discovered the book you’re from a few weeks ago and have been noticing a pattern. Would you say that you are essentially “Jekyll if he were a sociopath?” Specifically a sociopath. It’s a spectrum, but psychopaths generally don’t do violent shit when they get angry. Better at pretending, and the whole point of you is that you can’t and don’t want to do said pretending.

It’s just, I was thinking about all the symptoms of sociopathy, and the ways they make it hard for people who have them to live in society. And it’s because there are a bunch of things that their brains don’t do. The same things that the serum inhibits. It’s literally just “clinically accurate sociopath”potion.

I have no fucking clue what a sociopath is

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Well, don't harold me to death, I like being alive

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Better watch out, I'll take your teeth while you sleep

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What are you, an octopus?

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Better watch out, I'll take your teeth while you sleep

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Just discovered the book you’re from a few weeks ago and have been noticing a pattern. Would you say that you are essentially “Jekyll if he were a sociopath?” Specifically a sociopath. It’s a spectrum, but psychopaths generally don’t do violent shit when they get angry. Better at pretending, and the whole point of you is that you can’t and don’t want to do said pretending.

It’s just, I was thinking about all the symptoms of sociopathy, and the ways they make it hard for people who have them to live in society. And it’s because there are a bunch of things that their brains don’t do. The same things that the serum inhibits. It’s literally just “clinically accurate sociopath”potion.

I have no fucking clue what a sociopath is