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Achaeans getting each other's numbers while inside the Trojan Horse: the Trojan Horse is a social construct.

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If your attractive stepson spends all his time in the woods with the virgin goddess, go to the woods and kiss the virgin goddess on the mouth. See what the bush is about. See what all the fuss is about.

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Day 1 of Phaedra and Hippolytus on covid lockdown.

Hippolytus has informed Phaedra that the pandemic is her fault personally; claims that sacrificing her will probably help and in any case is worth trying.

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Postcanon Farnace voice: Ah yes, me, my wife, the absence of my Roman husband that I feel acutely, and the ghost of my stepmother who is having sex with my wife.

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The ghost of Stratonice (Sifare's mother) spotted in the Théâtre des Champs-Elysées Mitridate being lesbian with Ismene.

Intertextuality is beautiful.

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Heartbreaking: Cicero cannot make Atticus come.

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rome podcast just described crassus as "sulla's special, you know, pat-on-the-head good boy"

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i wonder what caelius was up to while these letters were being written

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i understand cicero’s need for the half a million sesterces table. where else would you bend caelius over

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Dear readers,

I am happy to announce that The Dead Romans Society is now on Substack!

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triumvirate

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the ethically questionable internship situation with Cicero and Caelius and Crassus, who would like to go home now thank you

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when I find myself in times of trouble Jim Kirk comes to me speaking words of wisdom: “DIG IT IN THERE MISTER SPOCK“

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yayy

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