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lil reddie magma doodle from last night

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You wanna know what I’m good at? I’m good at killing people. Yeah, when I got back from Afghanistan I uh, was really depressed, you know? Like, I didn’t leave my house for months, and uh… This friend of my dad’s, he’s like an uncle to me, he uh, he helped me out, and he gave me a purpose. He told me that what I was good at over there could be useful here. And uh… it’s a job, you know? Like, the money is good. And uh, these people I take out, like, they’re bad people, you know? They’re pieces of shit. But lately, you know, I’ve– Like, I’m not sleeping and, uh… That depressed feeling is back, you know? Like, I know there’s more to me… than that. But maybe, I don’t know, maybe there’s not. Maybe this is all I’m good at, I don’t know… Barry (2018). Episode 1, “Chapter One: Make Your Mark”. Directed by Bill Hader, written by Alec Berg and Bill Hader.

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Some magmar dooldes !!!

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god forbid a guy has a stick

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Typical Eddie posting again

I need more silly Eddie please

I know it's widely accepted that he (2017-2019 version) is a very pissy, sour pussy, snappy guy. And for good reason. I mean, I've made many posts about it as well. I love sour puss Eddie!!

But...with that comes the small bit of itty bitty tiny flanderization. I don't think Eddie is constantly in a bad mood. I just think he has a permanent frown, but otherwise he is a very peculiar man.

Stiff, and stands tall but also slumps? He seems lost in his own mind, but not with thoughts or ideas, just. lost. He's sometimes in his own world, just beeping and bopping like the bumbling lead in a romcom. He laughs inappropriately when he's nervous or scared. He's nervous a lot, he's gullible, AND untrusting. He's a very complicated individual made up of a bunch of disorganized building blocks.

The world wasn't made for Eddie Kaspbrack, he simply doesn't fit. He seems uncomfortable existing, like one of those overbred tea-cup dogs that are on the constant verge of exploding. He's fidgety, impatient, and so so SO stiff. Did I mention how stiff this guy is holy shit can you please relax.

But also with that stiffness, comes this weird, almost childlike silliness to him. Things that happen to him are at, like, cartoonish levels of absurdity. Like trying to throw a penny into a fountain, just for it to land right on a duck as it kills it on impact. Causing some nearby child to cry out in anguish as their childhood is ruined by the weird guy in his discolored red jacket and horribly matching polo shirt, as mothers and other passersbys shake their heads at him disapprovingly. 

He is the guy sitting in his lawyer's office, alone, waiting for their upcoming meeting about idk important legal proceedings regarding his career and insurance. And he cannot help but watch the drinking bird toy they have displayed on their desk, unable to keep himself from poking at it and observing it with curiosity in his 40-year-old eyes. Just for its plastic head to suddenly drop, clean off its body, and into the glass of water it was drinking from as Eddie watched with a silent burst of shock. Unable to do much to save this toy as panic sets in, flailing his hands around a bit as he thinks of all the ways he's about to be blamed for this simple mistake. Just to stiffen up in his seat, hurriedly returning "back to position" as he stares wide-eyed at his normal lawyer, who's very normal, and in fact, doesn't even notice the thing he's been silently panicking the last 10 minutes over.

Eddie Kaspbrack still saves his change after grocery shopping so he can get a gumball in one of those change machines.

He's become a parasite in my mind these past few years. Literally everything I do, this 40-year-old man appears in the back of my mind, eating popsicles and watching nighttime television.

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if god loved me he wouldve given me a hooked nose

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All my attacks this year

It was so fun participating!!! First year of art fight and I had lots of fun :D

@birdhousesinyoursoul @recordbodycount @boodlesofdoodles

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HI EVERYONE im doing an interest check for these 20cm reddie plushies!!! this project will only be possible if there's enough demand for them so if you're interested, more details are in the form below :) form will close in 2 weeks!

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god barry i miss you

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ocs…

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george harrison with sexy little earrings and choker you will always be famous

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More young Roxanne doodles that make you forget she has a present day design and is now 40 oops

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Snack break

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THE LOST BOYS 1987 | dir. by Joel Schumacher

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this was also apart of that doodle but i didn't know how the public would react to the eddie-lings

GET HIM OUT OF MY HEAD