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My Fuckery
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Kelly ~26~ impish delights
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garlicbreadtoad · 1 day ago
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i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever
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garlicbreadtoad · 2 days ago
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No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog
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garlicbreadtoad · 2 days ago
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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan
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garlicbreadtoad · 3 days ago
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if you are ever in Moldova let me know and maybe we will shag
you guys seeing this? i got hoes in moldova
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garlicbreadtoad · 3 days ago
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Bucky, trying to be a politician and realizing how inefficient it is at stopping bad guys quickly: Welp. I can't debate, diplomat, or deposition my way out of this one.
Bucky, loading his explosive disc launcher: Detonate it is.
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garlicbreadtoad · 3 days ago
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this is what happened right
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garlicbreadtoad · 3 days ago
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Oh, I'm fine. I have a great past, so I'm totally fine. Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes // Thunderbolts* (The New Avengers) (2025)
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garlicbreadtoad · 6 days ago
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Police: You are under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Bucky: Fuck's sake.
Bucky:
Bucky: Wait, did you say three?
Police: Yes, three.
Ava: Oh my god.
Yelena: BOB FUCKING FELL OFF -
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garlicbreadtoad · 6 days ago
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He’s a FORMER DRUG ADDICT he has BIPOLER DISORDER he’s a survivor of CHILDHOOD DOMESTIC ABUSE he’s the MOST POWERFUL GUY ON EARTH he’s SUICIDAL he was DEFEATED WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP he DID THE DISHES he’s BRUNET he’s BLOND he’s a HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT he’s a SCIENCE EXPERIMENT he can SEE YOUR WORST MOMENTS he’s from FLORIDA
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garlicbreadtoad · 6 days ago
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garlicbreadtoad · 6 days ago
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my shayla
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garlicbreadtoad · 6 days ago
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Actively spinning them in my head on a carousel and inserting more quarters till the machine breaks
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garlicbreadtoad · 6 days ago
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Today's Walrus Is: Mysterious Ronin
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garlicbreadtoad · 6 days ago
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Whenever an ugly feeling arises in me, maybe resent, greed, insecurity, etc. I just have to laugh and think to myself, this is what being alive is and I don’t deny my capacity for ugliness, in fact I store my faith in it because that same awareness of my own ugliness is the place I go to when I am aware of my own beauty. I have all the time in the world to sort it out, that’s the thing with self trust. I don’t hide from others and I don’t hide from myself, where there is ugliness I observe it and I don’t turn away.
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garlicbreadtoad · 6 days ago
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