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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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divorce themed restaurant menu

dessert: CUSTARDy Battle

yeah that's all i've got so far sorry

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🧨 UH OH 💣 DONALD TRUMP 💼🍑 AND his 😜 used 😏 to be number 1️⃣ HOE 💃 ELON 💋 FUCK have broken 💔 up?! 😱 And Trump 🍔 is in the 🔥 EPSTEIN 🔎 FILES 📂?! Boy, OH boy, 🤡 that’s a JUICY 🍑 scandal 🍆 full of MESSY 💦 secrets 📜 and DIRTY 💩 laundry 🧺! Is it 🍌 true? Did Elon 🌪️ TURN 🍆 his back 👈 on the ORANGE KINGSIZE 🛏️ blanket?! 😳 I mean, 🍆 talk about a 💥 POWER COCK couple 🍑👬, but now it seems 🚨 they’ve plummeted 💥 faster than 🚀 a hooker’s 👄 dreams on Wall Street 🏦! 💸 The REAL reason 🤔 for their breakup? 🍆 ELON couldn't HANDLE 👐 Trump's BIGLY 🌪️ ego 💥 and his need 🍆 for constant attention 👀😩, like a desperate DADDY in a DUMPSTER 💼 full of HOES! 😏💦 SHOCKER! 😵 It’s only a matter of time ⏳ before 🍑 Trump releases his NEXT LIMITED EDITION 💥 SEX TAPE 💋 with the REAL 😈 Epstein files 📚! 🤫 GET READY for the COCKtale of the century 💦 because it’s gon' be MORE SPICY 🌶️ than a chili 🍲 pepper in 🥵 a hot tub! 🍆💦💋

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Quick repost with both versions 💥

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If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

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Chat I need y’all to confirm

Please and thanks in advance

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HAHSHSHAGSHAGA IM LIVING FOR THIS

Hi michael aftoners

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MIKE🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏🙏🙏 YAYAYYAYAYAYA

Here’s our favorite half-decomposing corpse

MICHAEL!!!

(Art block is killing me rn)

Blood warning below///

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AGREED🗣️🗣️🗣️

please God let Michael Afton never get a canon game design unless☝ it looks exactly like mine. amen

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dead

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Me and my friend made brainrot

Also the enasona is Michael Afton coded (along with my self insert) cause that’s all I think about lately😭🙏 I caved in and kept seeing the enasona trend all over my damn instagram feed lmao

Down below is an unfinished sketch design of the sona in question

Enjoy 😛😛

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HES SO REAL FOR THAT BTW😭🙏

im TIRED of softie michael afton constantly crying about his guilt of killing his brother. let him have NUANCE. let him give off a facade of not caring but deep down harboring intense guilt and shame of what he's done. maybe he acts like he hates the bite victim back!! give me security log book accurate michael!!!

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One more thing to add: Mike having more empathy than his past self is also something i like, I don’t mind it when a character is emotionally vulnerable, it’s just human nature and we all have those moments like it or not😭

im TIRED of softie michael afton constantly crying about his guilt of killing his brother. let him have NUANCE. let him give off a facade of not caring but deep down harboring intense guilt and shame of what he's done. maybe he acts like he hates the bite victim back!! give me security log book accurate michael!!!

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I like to think Mike is humbled but still the same snarky guy we all love <3 he’s just too much of a silly guy to even be humbled to the point of his personality changing. I really love how the security logbook gave us more of Mike in depth kind of, he’s just really silly :D

im TIRED of softie michael afton constantly crying about his guilt of killing his brother. let him have NUANCE. let him give off a facade of not caring but deep down harboring intense guilt and shame of what he's done. maybe he acts like he hates the bite victim back!! give me security log book accurate michael!!!

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits