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Just started imagining a Necromancer using their magic to create undead for the sole purpose of creating a musical number and they need back up dancers for their song solo.

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two dementors having their government mandated smoke break or whatever, asking the real questions.

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more memes than you wanted to remember, all the memes I could handle to compile

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Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)

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It’s Monday did you take your medicine ?

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Source

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lilith was created before eve from the same soil as adam to be his wife 

she refused to lay beneath him, wishing to be his equal, only willing to have sex with him if she was on his side or on top 

adam tried to force her to have sex with him the way he wanted, so she left him and became a demon…

…go off 

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Head of security

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I’ve always wonder what might have happened if before A Single Pale Rose, Steven wandered into a jewelry shop and struck up a conversation with the person behind the counter. “Oh yeah I’m pretty familiar with gems myself, I even have one embedded in my stomach” and he lifts up his shirt to reveal his gem stone which makes the jeweler bend down to examine it and goes “why that’s a mighty fine diamond you have there” and Steven is just like

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if you are looking for media that has lgbt characters that survive to the end consider watching my sex tape

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all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

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I love images of late Victorian/Edwardian period men taking goofy pictures with their bros........boys night circa 1898