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If anyone in New Jersey wants to link up and strap my face to your ass like this and want to make me sniff your rank farts message me on Kik. My @ is garnetpearl44 and the screen name is New Jersey.

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If anyone is in New Jersey and needs someone to sniff their farts, feet, armpits or just be used as human furniture PLEASE MESSAGE ME! Or hit me up on Kik I’m garnetpearl44 with the screen name New Jersey
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Straight bro burping in your face and bullying you
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College farts
Dan was a short kid and pretty skinny his whole life. Graduating from high school he was 5′4 130lbs. He got along with everyone pretty well. Besides Derick. Dan and Derick were polar opposites. Dan is the kid who spends his nights watching anime or playing video games while Derick is the party animal lax/football/ player. And the varsity captain for the wrestling team. Derick was really popular but Dan didn’t understand why. Derick is 6′4 205lbs.
They lived in a small town and went to a small high school where everyone knew each other. One time at school for Dan’s birthday Derick decided to give him a little suprise... He hoisted dan on top of a table in the cafeteria for everyone to see where he pantsed Dan and let everyone see him bare naked. It was the most embarrassing moment of Dan’s life but it made Derick feel like a god, especially when he was getting cheered on by the students watching. The grand finale was Derick sticking his finger in his mouth, swirling it in his armpit hairs, and then giving Dan the worlds grosset wet willy. Dan was horrified and humiliated. The two haven’t really spoken since but Derick will do subtle things to tease Dan like making ugly faces to him or sticking his finger by his ear.
High school graduation happened and Dan was excited for college. He was going to be assigned a random roommate in a school miles and miles away from home, so he was just a tad nervous. He opened his dorm and met his roommate. His name was Rick and he was awesome. Another tall white guy built like Derick but he liked similar anime to Dan so it seemed like a perfect fit. But then there was a knock at the door. Rick opened it and welcomed in the stranger, but Dan knew that was no stranger. That was that asshole Derick. Derick explained. “Yeah hey so basically the school fucked up and made my trio a quad room and so i had to get reassigned to a new dorm... guess you guys are my new roommates!” Dan was obviously not pleased. Rick said “well im fine with that, the more the merrier! But just in case you don’t get a bed in here tonight I call NOT sharing mine! Haha!” Dan and Derick’s eyes both widened. One with misery and one with a golden opportunity to embarrass this same kid. The same claim to fame that made him so popular in high school. But if these three were gonna live together Derick knew he would have to do something really big this time. He put Dan in a headlock. “Don’t you guys worry i already know my little buddy Dan here won’t mid sharing with an old buddy of his” he said with a cocky attitude. “Rick why don’t you come to the cafteria with me im starving.” Dan was tired anyway, and if this school could’t bring Derick a mattress, he would at least like to enjoy some sleeping time alone in his mattress. He was so tired he ended up passing out in about 5 minutes.
It was dark out now. Dan’s eyes weren’t open but he could tell the sun wasn’t there on his face. He started opening his eyes more and he noticed it wasn’t really dark yet but there ws something blocking his path from the window. He put his hand up to see what was blocking the view and felt something soft yet silky. he suddenly heard, “If u wanna grab my ass why dont u take a closer look HAHAHA” Dan’s eyes shot open but Derick just let his ass plop right down on Dan’s face. Dan was squirming in confusion freight and anger. Dan started to hear laughing. He realized it must be Derick’s stupid ass on my face since we are technically sharing a bed right now but it was two sounds of laughter. Oh no. Dan realized exactly what was going on. It was a repeat of when Derrick humiliated me for popularity. Dan didn’t want to start off his college career with his new friend’s first impression of him being used as Derick’s cushion. Dan fought with all of his might to push Derick’s ass off of his face. He managed to lift him a little but his hands ended up just pushing his boxers down and Derick slipped right back onto Dan’s face but this time his ass was exposed. You could hear Derick and Rick laughing from down the hall. Dan started screaming and begging for Derick to get off and he heard Derick say “what are u begging for? what do u want? Ohhhhh i think i know what he wants Rick.” Rick wiped away some tears from laughing so hard and asked what he wanted. Derick said “he’s mad i didn’t save him anything from the dining hall! butt turns out he was wrong about that haha” Dan’s stopped moving because he was scared and confused as to what he meant, even Rick didn’t understand. But in Derick’s mind this was the golden opportunity. The best chance to make himself look like a god once again. He said the cafe gives u some real good stuff.... Here’s my leftovers Danny”
There was a moment of silence. Then suddenly Derick ripped the most rancid and loud fart that he has ever heard from himself or anyone else. This cafeteria food was no joke! Rick erupted in laughter. Derick’s stomach and ass were out of control blasting massive rips over and over and over and grinding his ass on Dan’s face pretending it was toilet paper. Dan was screaming for help but the taste of the bean burrito lingering in those farts was enough to keep his mouth shut. He stopped screaming and hoped submitting would make it end quicker. Rick took several snapchat videos but didnt send it to anyone. Rick even said in the last vid which had Derick’s remarkable 18 second fart that he couldnt smell a thing and Derick is without a doubt a God tier farter. Music to Derick’s ears, not to Dan’s.
Derick finally got up and had to rip Dan out of his ass by his hair and said 3 things. “First of all, the school has emailed me back about my bed situation. They said that they fucked up and I wont be guaranteed my own bed until at least next semester. Secondly, I am so beyond excited to meet you Rick we’re gonna be great pals. Thirdly, now we know that whenever we have bad gas, we can force Dan to just sniff it up for us! Dan was like “uhhhh not funny” but the other two laughed and cheered for the fart sniffer. Derick said Rick you should be really grateful because i have awful gas when i sleep. He winked at Dan. “It’s gonna be a long semester for u fart boy”. He ended the conversation by grabbing the back of my head shoving it in his ass and letting out a 3 part toot toot toot before the two of them hit the gym.
TO BE CONTINUED.
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Every man should have one of these for their fart faggots, that way we are forced to keep our noses pressed up against our master’s fart holes, and get to breathe and taste nothing but their dirty asses and farts.
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Restrained And Smothered
-CHAPTER ONE-
As I lay their motionless I knew there was nothing I could do. My arms and feet were tied to the bed, and I was lying on my back in the dark. Right away I knew it was going to be a long night. I could hear my drunk friends laughing upstairs. I knew it was a bad idea to come to this party, but I couldn’t control myself. I needed to be around people, but I didn’t want to drink. I wanted to meet a nice girl to talk to, and who knows? But what I wanted to happen and what happened are two completely different things.
I arrived at the party fashionably late. I looked around and everyone was either jamming music or drinking their asses off. I mingled with random people and just was trying to be a friendly person. Then I saw her, one of the most beautiful girls I had ever seen, one of thoes playboy bunny types, and she was looking right at me. I felt my cock rise up slowly, just by looking at her. I walked up to her and was ready to say the greatest thing thing that would sweep her off her feet but I managed to say was…
“Hi.” “Hey…” “Cool party….eh? ” “Yep…” A conversation that should have never started. Out of nowhere a jockey looking guy of about 23 walks up to me pissed! Now I’m not gay but if I was this guy would be the “catch.” Beautiful face, with blue gorgeous eyes, chiseled chin, and luscious lips. But what was more overwhelming was his body. HIS BODY, all the way down to his rock hard abs down his torso, to his ass. I could not stop staring at his ass, which was so firm and bubbly. I don’t know how else to explain it. His bulge was showing in his low cut jeans, and he was just a walking dream….for a gay guy.
But he walked up to me and right away you would be able to tell, that he was not happy..
“Hey!” He yelled..(DAMN even his voice was, his dominating voice, pierced my ears) “What the fuck do you think you are doing talking to my girlfriend?” Right away I knew I had made a mistake…but for some reason I couldn’t think straight… “Sorry man I didn’t know”…was what I should have said. I could have avoided EVERYTHING if I had only said that…but what I said was… “I don’t see your name on her!” WHAT? Looking back that didn’t even make sense. She wasn’t something to own!! “I’M NOT SOMETHING TO OWN!” She shouted. “What did you just say you motherfucker? ” “I said, she doesn’t belong to you. I can flirt with whoever the hell I want to!” “Really…well why don’t you just flirt with my cock!”
And at this he punched me in the face knocking the life out of me and sent me crashing to the floor, flat on my back. Immediately everyone crowed around us, like it was a high school fight, or some shit, and he fell, with all his weight onto my chest. He took his hand, grabbed my head and shoved it into the seams of his jeans where his cock laid. I tried to pull away but it was no good. “There you go bitch! FLIRT IT UP! Make sweet love to my dick cocksucker!” “STOP PLEASE, I DIDN’T MEAN TO” was what I was trying to say, but all he could hear was mphhhhphpphphphhHEL PmphhhhhhhhSTOPm phhhh “What’s that cocksucker? I can’t hear you! Your face is up my crouch! Speak up you fucking wimp!”
Right away I knew I had to get this guy off me, but I struggled with all my might with no use. He just laughed saying “It’s gonna be a long night for you faggot. I may not own Juliet, but I’m gonna OWN YOU!” At that note I was petrified… but there was nothing I could do.
After awhile he grew tired of my face in his dick so he decided to change the game….and this is why I am lying on a bed in the dark naked…. “Hey buttmuncher, would you like a bite of my ass?” and at this he pounded his ass full weight on top of my face. I got a head rush with all the weight that was lying on top of my face. “Lets see how long I can sit here, before you pass out!” He laughed, and everyone shouted YEAH! I was just trying to hold my breath for as long as I could and he knew that, and he adjusted that but standing up and falling onto my chest, causing me to release all of my air and he swiftly smashed his ass back on my face with the little hick breath I got. Now I could smell his ass fully. The rankness of it all through the jeans, and now I was falling short of breath. Worse, I could feel his ass puckering and his bowls beginning to open.
“Hey assmuncher! I got a nice present for ya!"And at this he let loose a long disgusting fart on my face. Now I already couldn’t breath and here he is farting on my face, so what air I can mange to get, is now the smell of his ass, yet again. "Man I could sit here forever!” He bragged. “I hope you like the smell of my ass, cause its all you will be smelling for a long, LONG time!. And he farted again, cept this one made my nose burn and smell was unbearable. I held back a gag reflex, and I could feel things getting dizzy. "Aw don’t leave me just yet.” I heard him say. “I’m just getting started!” At that he rose a few inches away from my face. He had me in a reverse school boy pin and he slowly began to lower his jeans. “You fucked with the wrong person tonight man.” He said laughing, along with the whole crowd.
There it was. Before me was this God’s ass, covered in nothing but a thin clad of cloth. and in the middle was a brown skid mark. I remember it, because it was that last thing I saw before I passed out. He lowered his underwear ass onto my face and sat full weight. He then started to rock, back and forth, back and forth. I could feel his hard dick, rubbing against my chest. I could hear the crowd laughing their asses off. I could smell, the rankness that came out of his ass. While he rocked, harder and harder, faster and faster, he farted multiple times. He did nothing but laugh and taunt me from above. “Smells great doesn’t it motherfucker. YEAH. I’ll teach you, you son of a bitch. This is it for you. YEAH. OH GOD this is great for me, how about you? How’s the fucking smell? Is it everything you thought it would be? Yeah you fucking fag, I saw you eyeing my ass…well now you have it. All over your fucking face. YEAH that’s right motherfucker. Now you can smell my ass all the time. Your my fucking slave now. I OWN YOU!.” and he kept rocking and rocking faster and faster. My head was jerking, and I was turning red. My breath was gone. My lungs were screaming for air, but he wouldn’t get up. He just kept riding my face laughing and taunting, and all I could do was lie there motionless under his ass. I felt everything go numb. The sounds of his taunting and the laughter of the crowd was dieing out. Everything began to become a faint whisper. I knew it…this was the end. I am going to die under this mans ass, and there is nothing I can do. I felt everything I was leave me and I felt nothing. I saw nothing. Blackness. Everywhere.
And here we are. Me lying on a bed, tied up. I am breathing very hard, and I am scared. I just wanted to enjoy a party and now I am strapped to a bed in the dark with nothing on, scared for my life. I hear footsteps coming down the stair and the horrible, yet beautiful voice fills me dreaded ears again…“Hey faggot. Glad to see you are finally up.” The light is bright as he just turned it on.. I see him walking down the steps completely naked, walking toward me grinning. “I know how much you enjoyed my ass back there, and now…the nights just begun. I have so many plans for my new ass licker…and you are gonna fulfill all of my wildest desires. You will refer to me as SIR. Nothing more, nothing less. If you do not call me SIR then I shall punish you. Now lets have some fun."He slowly makes his way toward me and sits down on my chest again. I feel like I am experiencing desavu as he slowly backs his ass up toward my face, waiting to smother me once again…..
-CHAPTER TWO-
As I laid there, his bare naked ass Inched closer and closer to my face. I felt like crying, but my tears would fall on death ears. I only wished I didn’t say what I said. If only I didn’t go to the party. My brain was full of thoughts as the smell of his bare ass was right on my neck. He suddenly started laughing, his ass wiggling on my neck.
"Before I smother you with my perfect ass on your pussy face, I gotta tell ya I’m thrilled you talked to my girlfriend. I didn’t think I would ever get someone I could smother in my ass over and over again. You are the luckiest slave in the world!”
On the word world he released a long, gassy fart on my neck that went striaght into my nose. The smell was worse then any fart I had ever smelt. It smelt different this time. There was a stronger smell.
“wow! That did not take long slave….I had some baked beans and deviled eggs, and some other good gassy food, just for you…ehhh” he got up a little off my neck and a giant fart blast erupted from his hole and blew at my face. The smell was unbearable…I could almost taste it. Only inches from his ass and already my gag reflex was acting up. I was in Hell.
Laughing extreamly hard he let out 2 more enormous farts over my face. “Oh no man..” he said suddenly. “your not smelling my farts. Your not getting the full sorce of it…how abou this. Each time I fart you take a massive wiff!”
“no way man!” I found my voice. There was no way I was going to sniff his nasty ass farts. I was compleay against it.
“Well if you don’t sniff my farts Ill just sit on your face naked and smother you to death.” he said simply.
“if I smell your farts….will you let me go?”
“Sure man! Sniff some good massive farts and I’ll set you free.”
I had no chance. My only way to get out of this mess was to sniff farts from his ass. Then I could get the hell out of dodge. “Alright…” I said weakly. “I’ll sniff your…farts.”
Swiftly, his fist hit my chest. “ehhh wrong answer. You should relply yes master, I love sniffing your farts master.”
My chest killing me I replied, of course master….I’m….I’m sorry master.
Please let me sniff your farts. I love them master of mine.“
"Now how could I say no to a pussy face like that??” At that he raised his leg pointing his ass striaght at my nose. I could have sworn I saw green fumes coming out fro
under his ass, as a huge fart blast could be heard all through out the empty room. “smell that fart pig!” he said dominatly. He punched my chest again I took on a huge gull of fart gas I toy lungs. I thought I was going to be sick. The smell was like rotten eggs that had been sitting on baked beans topped off with he smell of shit, all mixed into one in my mouth. “ahhhhhhhhhhhhh that was one.” he said evilily. “I’ve got alot more gas where that came from…” he got up and then sat on my neck agan facing my face, his dick right in my face now, twitching. His smell, his cock smelled like it hadn’t been washed in days. I could see the cheese on his balls and forskin, the smell strong and dominate.
His legs raised on both sides And I felt his pucker on my neck. “here’s TWO! ” h said as the worst, loudest, most horrifiyng fart erupted from his ass cheeks, making my whole body vibrate and stink. I was almost crying, he was lauhing.
“You know…. I thought by sniffing my farts from my ass was enough to get the full experiance of my farts….but now I think im just sit on your face and fart and smother you in my ass. Hahaha!”
I think I stopped breathing from just fright alone. “Nnno!” I croaked. “You said you would let me go if I sniffed your farts!!!”
“I lied.” he said simply. “Where you really stupid enough to think I’d let you go?? IM
going to destroy you slave! My big smelly ass is going to eat you alive and smother you in ass fumes, and there’s nothing you can do about it!”
At that statement I knew I wasn’t going home. He then swiftly moved his ass closer to my face and smashed down on me with his naked ass. He started to move back and forth trying to get snug, to get my nose deep in his ass, deep in his hole. It didn’t take long for him to start blasting my nose with farts from left to right. While farting his speed Increased, riding my face faster and faster. I did all I could to move my head but my nose was stuck in his hole, just the way he liked it. It was only after the last giant fart, tha. My lungs started screaming for air. He just kept riding my face faster.
“ohhh…. Ohhhh shit slave….I feel you strugling and it’s…..ohhhh turnin me on!” he breathed very heavyly. He must have been stroking his penis. He was really getting off on this.
I started screaming in ass, desperate for air, but all I got wad a blast of butt gas from his ass. And laughter from my master.
“YOU can scream all you want slave, but my ohhhh my ass Is going to knock you out. Put you to sleep, I’m gonna smother your fuckin face, tell you go numb, tell everything goes blury. And when you finally wake, your vison restored, you’ll see my huge ass ove your face, waiting to start all over again!!!”
He started to ride my face really fast now. He would often raise his ass in the air and smash it down to my face, crushing my skull. He was such a butch man, with the beefest ass I had eve seen, And I was losing it all. Because as I was being smothered unconscious, I knew that I hated this, but I was betrayed by my erect penis. I remember his shouting “look who’s getting excited now, you fucking faggot!”
and then I blacked out, smothering under his once more….
-CHAPTER THREE-
My sight slowly started to come back. My head was reeling. It felt like I had just awaken from a terrible dream. I tried to move but I was still strapped to the king size bed. I was alone. I also noticed that I came. Nothig but fresh cum was all over my exposed penis. This was indeed a nightmare…the scariest part…was hay I wasn’t asleep…but why was I so turned on by all of this. I turned my head to see the clock. 2.40 pm.
He must be in classes. I bucked and tugged, and try to do anything I could to move, but it was to no avail. I was trapped. “HELP!” I screamed. CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?“ nothing but silence. All I could do is wait…for my master to get home…
"no way man!” said chuck. “that’s the sickest thing I ever heard.”
SIR just laughs flaunting. “I lowered my naked ass onto his face and smothered him to the edge man. He didn’t stand a chance. He’s strapped to my fucking bed.
"so you have your own personal ass licker?”
“and fart sniffer!” he added cruely. “I make sure to eat the gassiest of foods before his torture begins. And there’s nothing he can do but embrace it all. The sick ducker got off on las night, as he passed out under my ass.” SIR took another bite of his burrito and smiled.
“this is why I brought you here, to the sickest Mexican restraunt on campus. You are going to Join me tonight in his torture session. With your fat ass, he won’t have a chance!” he chuckeled at his own cruel humor.
“heeeyyy watch it on the weight jokes!” chuck said biting into his beans. “I’m trying to loose weight.”
“shutup you fatfuck! Your trying to loose weight just as much as i’m trying to set that fucker free.” he looked around for the waitress and called to her. “two more burritos for me and my fatfuck!”
“your going to have a lot of gas I you keel eating like that.” she said worried but none the less writing done the orders.
“counting on it.” he said with a smirk.
7.00 pm and still no sign of anything. How much longer was I supposed to sit here. I was gettig so hungry. Having already pissing on myself…I felt so helpless.
“hey fart face!!! I’m hoooommmmeee!”
SIR stood at the door way, in tight ass jeans. “ gAh I am so fucking bloated for eating all that Mexican food! I really need a place to sit down and let loose all this…gas.” on the word gas a monster of fart blew out of him. I could smell the smell all the wAy from the bed. It had to be the most God awful thing I had ever smelled. Straight up shit.
“whew! God damn! That stung!” he laughed jumping on the bed over me starig down at my face. “ are you fucking crying?” he said shocked.
“please master.” I said as I found my voice. “you’re farts are the worst. I can’t take this anymore…I’m scared. Scared of dying under your farting ass. Please. Just le me go sir. PlllleeeeAaaassseee. I’m fucking begging you!”
“you know what…” he said win concern in his voice. He turned around facing the door. Was he thinking of leaving, maybe letting me go. Standing still on the bed he spoke. “I never thought about that before.. Like I can’t belive I didn’t realize it. I’m playing God. I’m chooseing if you live or die…that’s such a scary situation for anyone” he turned his head over his shoulders staring in my eyes. Instintly his look of concern turned I to a smirk, a devilish smile…“and fuck does that turn me on! Having power! Having you fear my ass! Oh shit! I’m not letting you go!”
He slowly lowered his Jean covered ass onto my face, laughing, evil laughter. It seemed forvever for his ass to rest on my face. Once there i felt his ass pucker and a loud fart exploaded out of his ass straight up my nose. I started caughing, gagging.
“get use to it slave! This ass is full of wonderful gas to share on you face!” he let another fart go, this one louder and smellier then the last. My head felt light, I was suffering, dieing, in these farts.
He sa on my face in jeans for about 30 mins hen stood up, lowering his jeans, showing his skidmarked underwear, to my face. “ time for phase 2! It’s time for you to be punished slave, for pissing in my fucking bed!”
shit I almost forgot that I had done that, but what was the worse he could do? He already had compleatly degraded me!
“this bed cost me 500 dollars slave. 500 fuckin dollars. I was thinking, while I sat on your face, a cruel way to punish you….I mean I already make you smell my farts, I could beat you but I’m not sure that’s cruel enough…I could fuck you, but your faggy ass may like that too much…and then it came to me…”
SIR suddenly started to jump on his bed higher and higher. All I could see was him getting serious hight. Then without warning I saw his ass hurling toarwd me at insane speed. His ass crushed only my face, and I felt my whole head go numb.
“one.” he said continuing to jump. Again his underwear ass came crushing to my face, my whole face was pounding. He was going to kill me. “two.” each time, his ass fell to my face, and each time I felt my cranium crushed by power, speed and force. The torture seem to go on forever…he was right. This was the perfect punishment.
“333” he said laughing his ass smashing harder on my face and farts fireing out. I could do nothing but lay there staring at the ass that was going to crush me agai. And again. “401” like an acrobat he jumped up in mid air an removed his underwear, causing his naked ass to smash down on my trapped face, farts coming out. I could now smell him…all of him, for a brief second, and then his ass would falm to my face again. Over and over and over….
“481” after this point each time he landed he made sure to land with all his weight on me, and always produce a long fart, grind his ass in my face, and jump back up to commence the tortue. The last crushes seemed to last forever, because he dragged it out win smelling farts an grinding his naked ass.
“498” SLAM Bbbbbbrrrrtttt
“499” SLAM Bbbbbbbbbbrrrrrtttttttttttttt
at the last smash he made sure to jump extra high and SLAM!!!
“500” he said lettin looses the loudest smelliest monster of A fart yet. “ahhhhb considered yourself punished…listen you little fucker, if you ever fucking piss in my bed agai , I wim break your fucking skull!!” he stayed on my face, farting over and over again…I had the worst headache known to man.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door. “ohhh…” said sir. he raised off my face And answered the door. “we hello good fat friend chuck! So good of you to make it!” he said smiling. Fat was an understatement for this guy. A 300 something pound man, entered the room. “hope your fag fart sniffe is ready, cause I got so e nasty ones for him.” he said removing his shorts, revealing his white/brownish underwear. He lifted his leg And BBBBBBBBBrRRRTTTTPPPPPPPP came out and panicked. He stepped onto the bed, and I felt the whole bed seem to lean down. He turned around, facing this huge ass at my face. “hope your ready for this fag.” came SIRS voice. “If you were scared of my ass killing you, I can only inmagine what your thinking now!”
Chucks ass slowly lowered to my face and my whole head was Inveloped Into the cotton confines of his ass hole.
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