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nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

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The Doctor v. London DOCTOR WHO — LUCKY DAY (S41E04) / THE ZYGON INVERSION (S09E08)

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To nobody's surprise

I made another Charr yesterday

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Crecia stoneglow!

Brought to you by arenanet

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no shade to ffxiv but...female charr supremacy

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My favorite "canon" Pact Commander facts

Victory and Death.

Eats anything. Anything. Would eat uranium

Adopts 34 cats, eventually goes on to rescue sick wild animals in the JW story.

Is as dumb as rocks. (Asura comms are a bit of an exception)

The commander is, presumably, very attractive.

There's an entire list of characters who are attracted to them, but they refuse all offers of sex.

Because of this, Snargle told them to buy a jade tech sex toy because they were 'so tense'

Despite being a prude (/j) they have read every Snargle Goldclaw book (which, despite being called risque romance from the author, we know is just smut with a little bit of plot. Booktok would love him)

While there are others with the title of 'Commander,' they never appear after lws2, and theres been no other "THE commander"s. Even though the commander stepped away from the pact.

The Commander likes heavy metal music.

There's a Commander Fan Club.

To save on voice acting in recent stories, the commander's pronouns are now almost always 'they/them," including written content. ANAW. Assigned Nonbinary at Wizard.

The norn Commander is a blackout drunk and stole a whole ass fucking tank while blackout drunk

They canonically view Aurene as their daughter

They've been fataly wounded three times, and are still up and running around

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screenshot redraw of my little girlthing. shes pondering

free the nipple

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Diplomacy has been going well It is not the first time she's done this

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i trust them 👍

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Nothing has lasted longer in my life than the ongoing argument between my brother, who almost only plays humans vs me who almost only plays charr

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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

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day one of janthir wilds was like this btw

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it’s always the jock, the nerd and their dad

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The spideytorch renaissance is on the horizon 🙂‍↕️