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just decided im not going to college! me and my geeky lesbian friend, her femme lesbian gf, my stoner friend n his dog are going to go around the world in my van to solve mysteries instead

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This is not a “representative” government.

Confirm your registration or register to vote here.

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i love pdfs

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I answer for no one.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you weren’t meant to be fucking skinny and that’s okay.

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*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

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I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit

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the void is so kind … we are all just yelling at her n she just sits n listens …

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if you pull the bag out of a cereal box you’re fucked. you’re so absolutely fucked. it’s never gonna go back in there the same way again, the box was protecting you and you disrespected it and you will get what you deserve 

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were you an atlantis the lost empire, the road to el dorado, sinbad legend of the seven seas, or treasure planet kid

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*hears thunder* thor if thats u bitch i love u

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Not to be horny on main but...

Cockwarming your dom while he plays a video game with his friends, everytime he thrusts up into you his friends hear your squeaky choked moan through the mic and they all compliment how slutty and cute you sound being so nonchalantly used by your dom

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american nationalism is its own religion.

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im trying to clean out my school binders and i dont know why but every time i go to throw away schoolwork i always hesitate. ‘what if i want to use this for studying later’ says i, the dumbass, who has not studied, for a single thing, in my entire goddamn life

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That moment when you turn dirty talk into a pun and the person you’re talking to doesn’t know whether to be annoyed or impressed

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Making you horny and making you smile are my two favourite things.