gassybbykittenn

[gassybbykittenn]

ugh, my tummy hurts...

Last night I dealt with the type of gas that has you gripping the sheets and begging for mercy. Good God.

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pretty girl lining your lipstick over her hole (not her own. you have to be kidding. they're far too expensive for that) and making sure to line them up with your lips before pressing her ass up flush against your face. making a whiny kind of pushing noise too cute and too pretty for the foul assault that pours into your mouth, before she peels back with a satisfied "ah-". smiling soo wide and wicked with the lipstick mark smeared over your lips.

just a bratty mean girl who the second she finds out you're into that kind of thing she's absolutely ruthless. never lets you live it down. lounging and loitering about and when she gets that cheeky glint in her eye you KNOW she's about to demandddd you to sniff her hole </3 before she lets out a fat one that she's been brewing all day cause it's not ladylike to fart in public. duh. farting down your throat though? class

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facefarts from a girl who's actively trying to shit on you. grunting and huffing and squeezing out long, strained, rotten farts as she pushes. her guts are in disarray and only gas is coming out for now... but for how long? five minutes, ten minutes, just one minute? face right up against her asshole. knowing that she doesn't plan on stopping until it comes out, fearing the worst each time you feel her tense up above you. each pre-poop fart that comes out fumigates your nose and chokes you, but no matter how many farts you take right in the face, to her it's "just gas" and it's just the prelude to even worse if she doesn't miraculously decide to show mercy soon...

i need to swallow this ask myyyyy gosh. the trials and tribulations she puts you through. she won't even feel the urge but she'll yank u over, set her manky ass nice and comfy on your face and pussshhh anyways. forcing out the most obscene grunts and groans of effort as her pucker clenches and pulses threateningly just above your head. and it's already dangerously humid, down there - and she's moaning in relief as gas splutters and bubbles out, flecks of wet spattering against your cheeks. you can't even tell out of the constant waft of smeared shit and crusted smegma if she really is trying to push out a dump over your head, or if she's only teasing. either way, she gets to wag her hole about and fart on you anyways <3 a girl has to keep u on your toes!

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eprocto but it's literal gaslighting.. partner whose nonchalantly forcing you to endure their farts but in a way thats so subtle everyone would think you're crazy if you were to tell anyone about it. warning for free use.

like. no, they didn't fart on your pillow, you sick freak.. you just have pink eye because you rub your eyes too much. baby, they told you not to do that. cropdusting you constantly. bending over in the supermarket, backing up their ass against your crotch and you swear you feel a hot, cheesy gust against your groin, but then they're passing through like nothing happened even if you're positively gagging and - are you going crazy?

when you're asleep is when they unleash the worst of it. hey, it's hard on them, too! do you know how much self-restraint it takes to just hover their ass above your sleeping face rather than sink down and smother you into the depths of their crack like they're so dying to do? it's a progression - once they're certain you're dead asleep, they'll start shifting their legs over so they're pressed flush against you, hole flexing open and ripping rumblers up your thigh. then, they'll slide over, carefully propping themselves so their ass is balanced over your chest. will gingerly pull their underwear down their cheeks, all dank and sweatsoaked from its time festering in their crack. will slowly, carefully back up - making sure to peel back an asscheeks just to ensure your precious little nose is peeking right up against their hot, sticky hole before their pucker opens up and - ngh- ah, fuuuuck.

jerking off over your body as they vent it allll out. and you're cute and squirmy and oblivious to the fact your pyjama top is getting damp with the musty heat of their hole and your face is getting all flushed from inhaling the constant pump of heady sulphur and your bedsheets are all stained from the generous spurts of come they can't help but squirt out. and if your cheeks have a smear just a little crusty after it's ok! it's just eye-sleep. nothing to worry about :)

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kissing someone's neck as they let out burps, able to feel the air travel up their throat before they release it in the form of long, rumbling belches.

making out with them as they keep pulling away to burp, apologizing each time they do. you insist you don't mind and when they try to excuse themselves again, you instead let them burp right into your mouth as they moan helplessly.

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I think the concept of people being endlessly gassy is hot. Just endlessly churning gas, ripping a huge fart after already ripping one, every fart getting longer and more gross sounding/smelling.Oh and when someone eats a trigger food and the gas just explodes out of them with absolutely no end in sight.😮‍💨

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They really just won't stop... I think I'll make a nice long sloppy compilation for you all tomorrow

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Love the idea of someone messing themselves multiple times... Like, super desperate nonstop farting and then accidentally messing themselves and having to walk home from wherever they are. Halfway back the urge to go hits them again and they just let go of it into their pants because they're already dirty it's not like there's any reason to hold it

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I’m sorry but when people blast those unexpected wet farts that sound so wet and gurgling that they have to check to see if they shat themselves.

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imagine inviting your fave to sit on your lap. they're clearly a bit hesitant, but they do it anyway, though they seem to be shifting around uncomfortably.

eventually, they let out a short blort of a fart right onto your crotch as they immediately panic and apologize profusely.

you comfort them and reassure them it's entirely fine, though your heart is racing. they try to keep it in, but a few minutes later their stomach gurgles and a longer, deep fart rumbles onto your lap as they cover their face with embarrassment.

their demeanor changes when they notice something...unusual about your expression and response; maybe it's a lustful look in your eye or a sudden hardness or wetness they feel against their ass.

"are...are you getting turned on by this?" they ask, accusatory but cheeks flushed red with embarrassment. maybe you admit to it, or don't answer at all, but either way they know the real answer.

settling themselves back on your lap, they look away dismissively. "it's disgusting of you to get off on something like this," they say, letting an airy burst flow over your lap as you resist the urge to grind against them.

they continue sitting on your lap, pushing out farts that leave the air unbreathable as the vibrations send tingles up your spine.

bearing down, they let out a monster of a fart, bubbling out of them as they sigh with relief. it's completely vile, soaking your clothes with the smell of their hot gas. they wince at the scent of their own release. "ugh, it's horrible...i know you must have loved that one."

[gassybbykittenn]

TUMMY TROUBLE AND TOILET FARTS 💨💖💋

The result of

3 Fiber One Cookies

Sugar Free Vanilla Pudding

and

Most of a pack of Sugar Free Twizzlers

Remember y’all! Make sure you know your limits before you do something like this!!! I’m still having stomach problems as I’m typing this 😰💨

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my fetish for anal has started overlapping with my fart kink...

I can't stop getting down on the floor with my ass in the air and fucking myself with increasingly large toys. then, when my hole is nice and loose and sloppy, I suck air in to fart on command and let out the most disgusting, juicy, soaking wet farts, over and over, and it turns me on so much that my pussy is literally dripping onto the floor...

the farts are sooo wet from the lube and I always push too hard and end up blasting pieces of shit out too, and im sharting all over all the while still fucking my hole to keep it loose...

today I did it when I purposefully had to shit so I farted until I "accidentally" pushed out a fat dump onto the plastic I set down..then i just kept going, my asshole was so wet and dirty and stretched by the end, i kept sharting all over everything like the nasty slut i am....I love the idea of someone fucking me so rough and deep that I can't help myself from letting out huge airy farts all over their cock

then afterwards I never end up getting all the air out so I'm ripping huge loud farts for the rest of the night, still damp from the remnants of the lube...it makes me feel so dirty and slutty :)

-🍭 I guess I'll be lollipop anon lol

damn 😳 what a delightfully messy way to spend the evening 🥴 having those huge wet farts blast out of a loose, sloppy hole must feel soooo good, and with all the shit coming out too 👀 dirty and slutty indeed 🤤

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So insanely hot how you’re both disgusted by your gas and at the same time so turned on that you intentionally balloon your gut with greasy food just to make it worse. I cannot wait for the day when you’re out with friends and make a complete spectacle of yourself in public, stomach filled to bursting with both food and fart, begging to be released.

Before long your flab will spread wider, hang lower, giving you all the more room in your stomach to fill yourself with even more of the worst foods known to man. All as you bloat yourself into an immobile gas factory by the time you’re 30…

Fuck 😵‍💫😵‍💫 I really am just making it so much worse for myself, I’m so helplessly gassy it’s almost inevitable that I humiliate myself in public…. It doesn’t help that I love it so much, it feels so good to let go of all inhibitions and become a farting slob 😵‍💫🐷💨 I can’t wait to see my gut begin to hang lower and lower, jostling against my knees while I waddle until I can no longer do even that… immobile and utterly gassy, forcing my poor humiliated thralls to serve me even while I rip thunderous farts and monstrous belches 🖤

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i like the little muffled burps people try and hide after they’ve eaten too much. the kind that tells you they’ve overindulged way too fucking much and now their stomach is punishing them for being so greedy. i like it when they shift around uncomfortably, tugging it makes me so feral knowing that they’ve made a fucking gluttonous pig of themselves, that they were so greedy their body was literally telling them to stop but it tasted so good that they couldn’t help it. there’s just something about teasing an overstuffed person. they’re too full and sleepy to properly protest so they just flush and stammer about how hungry they were. it’s fucking awesome.

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Another one from yesterday - one of the loudest I've ripped caught on camera hehe 🐷🤭🥵

Also have I mentioned that I'm a disgusting pig that HAS to be degraded? I mean, look at how fat and slobby I am with no shame at all, just showing off proudly how gassy and gross I am 🥺😵‍💫

(Seriously, send me the most degrading asks, no filter 🐷🥵)

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Another fart, you know the deal 🐖💨🤭

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you really are just gaining and gooning to growing and gassiness. the sheer debauchery of you continuously conflating gassiness and sluttiness in your posts is like slobpilled nirvana

SLOBPILLED NIRVANA LMAO thank you 🐷💨 It really does make me feel sooo slutty and indecent ..!!