gassynwet

[gassynwet]

what if instead of foreplay you cropdusted me all day.

[gassynwet]

sorry for disappearing. i forgot that having a kink doesn't inherently make me a terrible person. whoops.

[gassynwet]

Something I've already learned today, is how much nicer the eproctophilia community on Tumblr is, compared to the likes of reddit. It's so nice being surrounded by other women, especially queer women, who are into farting, without feeling gross or weirded out due to straight dudes being straight dudes.

[gassynwet]

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

[gassynwet]

18+ Minors DNI

I keep thinking about this time I was having sex with this guy and he just sort of paused to fart and then kept going but would fart as he thrusted and he was lactose intolerant so they were some of the nastiest farts I’ve ever heard omg. 😭 He did not know I was into it and apologized and I got so flustered I never said anything about it but UGHHH pls I need that again.

[gassynwet]

dutch ovens r sooo underrated like yes PLEASE trap me in your stink under the thick layer of blankets 🤤

[gassynwet]

im under a rim chair while daddy slowly lets out his farts as i lap at his asshole, forcing me to smell every one telling me he just cant help it. he needs me to be good for him and breathe him in. then he starts to tell me he’s been constipated for days and my licking is finally making him feel like he can shit, he has to let it out it’ll feel so good and relaxing to finally get it out. so he begs me to forgive him while he starts pushing. a thick log starts to appear and im chained to the chair with nowhere to go. slowly he pushes his thick shit out, straining and grunting and moaning as it finally makes its way out. apologizing the whole time while telling me how amazing it feels. how much he needed this. farts escape around the shit as it falls on my face and then the floor next to me, i cough and gag desperately trying to get fresh air, borderline passing out from the shock and the smell. daddy keeps pushing his shit out until he’s all done and there is shit on my face and his logs surrounding my head. he sits there and tells me im lucky he doesnt have me clean him up this time, and that it felt so good this was the first time of many. he calls me his toilet, gets up and spits on me before letting me go so he can give me a bath.

[gassynwet]

I desperately need a middle aged man to pin me down and shove my face into his hairy ass I wanna Lapp your asshole feel ur nasty sweaty ass hair rub against my face

I just know ur stomach is killing u and it just a matter of time before u assault me with gas