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SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THE GOOD PLACE / 1.08 – 1.13 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

“Not often you get to confront your greatest failure face-to-face.”

“I am just dumbfounded as to how this happened.”

“You lied so much you forgot your own birthday.”

“These are a handful of questions designed to tell whether you are fundamentally good or bad.”

“Unless I can figure out a compelling reason to keep you here, you will spend eternity with murderers, arsonists, and people who take off their shoes and socks on commercial airlines.”

“The sooner she’s gone the better off we’ll all be.”

“Can’t we just chalk this up as a hilarious mistake and move on?”

“You’re a giant chunk of spinach in the teeth of the universe.”

“I know we’re in a miserable bind here, but this might be the proudest day of my life.”

“No offense, but that’s a real bummer of a life.”

“You’re the bomb with a dope soul and hella ethics.”

“She sued $80 million in emotional distress.”

“There should be a medium place for people like me who kind of sucked but like, in a fun way.”

“You’re a really good fake soulmate.”

“I suppose some part of me possibly has a sense of casual kinship with you.”

“I don’t wanna be a part of whatever little group you’ve formed because they’re all equally lame.”

“People keep asking me questions I don’t know the answers to.”

“You’re the only person here who’s nice to me.”

“Whatever happened before I arrived is none of my business.”

“You’re snorting the concept of time?”

“I think I made it pretty clear that I don’t approve.”

“You’ll be able to avoid talking to another person here.”

“It’ll be a pleasure not hanging out with you.”

“If you two aren’t gonna make out then just shut up.”

“That’s Ariana Grande, the sexiest woman alive.”

“You’re barely even a regular, functioning person.”

“Hooking up with someone with the exact same name is a kind of fun, narcissistic fantasy.”

“Love has made me a nerd.”

“I feel like her confession of love was a lot better than mine.”

“I figured you two charlatans would sniff each other out like two mangy rats sharing a pizza crust in a sewer.”

“We are not gonna be those women who fight over a guy and find any excuse to rip each other apart.”

“You and I have a weird, complicated, forked up friendship.”

“You were already at almost-maximum hotness, but now you look like a sexy Rapunzel.”

“Can I kiss you, or will I be electrocuted?”

“I’m sorry, I’ve never kissed anyone before.”

“Who else feels like she ruined every moment of your existence?”

“This will be the fourth most important party I have ever thrown.”

“If I tell her I love her for the wrong reasons, it won’t mean anything.”

“We thought of everything except for an alibi and an escape plan.”

“What have I been doing? Oh, just walking around, contemplating my failure, wishing for the sweet released of eternal extinction.”

“I’m gonna go murder her, I’ll be right back.”

“I’ma live forever, bitch.”

“I’m gonna sit alone in my house watching wedding fails on Youtube, drinking margaritas through a Twizzlers straw until I pass out on top of my vibrator.”

“I see you all the time and you’re really mean to me and it hurts my feelings.”

“The minute you’re out of my line of sight, I literally forget you exist.”

“No pressure, but we’ll literally be tortured for all of eternity if we get caught.”

“Welcome to eternal mediocrity.”

“One of the perks of living alone is I get to just walk around naked.”

“We’re gonna go try to figure out how to have sex.”

“The meaner she is the more it turns me on.”

“If you wanna survive, you have to forget what you left behind.”

“Take that whole experience, crumple it up, and throw it in the garbage can.”

“Permission to speak somewhat emotionally?”

“Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s my masturbation time.”

“I’ve been using their crappy parenting as an excuse for my selfish behavior all my life.”

“In preparation for your terrible trip, please put on these fedoras.”

“I’ll miss you, you sexy skyscraper.”

“You really suck.”

“It looks like paradise, but it’s actually a filthy dumpster full of our worst anxieties.”

“You hurt everyone in your life with your rigidity and indecisiveness.”

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Through their gloves he could feel the warmth of their hands when their fingers lace together. That tender smile told him of just what Leon was up to, and while he could have turned away, he stayed put. Anyone could stumble across them, just what was he thinking? Those conscious thoughts were quieted to a murmur when a pair of lips met his. If it was rare for him to be this openly, it was likely because he wanted a moment together.

“You want to sit somewhere with one of the books you like so much...?”

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             you better watch out, prince takumi. prince leon is attention hungry right now and he’s coming over to you in search for that attention. as the blonde made his way to the younger prince, he gave him a tender smile; fingers lacing together with the others.

                                                                   ❝ heyy … ~ ❞

he softly whispered before pressing his lips right onto takumi’s, a bit of blush dusted upon his checks. what a happy moment for him. just having something like this makes all of his troubles to melt away. if only it could stay this way…

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Chrom: we played scrabble. It was a nightmare

Frederick: scrabble? Scrabble is great milord!

Chrom: not when you’re playing with robin it’s not. He puts down words like “euphoria,” and “conundrum,” and I put down “dog”

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gods above, you're hell gay, man.

“It wouldn’t be that different if it was a girl you know.”

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             ❝ h – how would i have known you’d trail the conversation with something like that ?! if i knew ahead of time, i would of had you silenced before you let out a peep !! ❞

“Ugh! Just move on from it already, t-this is getting embarrassing!”

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When it comes to Leon

takumi in the beginning: get off your high horse

takumi at the end of revelation: hold my fucking hand

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            the moment the byakuyan prince had finished speaking, leon’s cheeks flushed red. he let out a sputter before trying to prevent takumi to speak anymore. ❝ s – s – shut up !! y – y – you’re not s – suppose to say that kind of stuff in p – public, you i – idiot !! ❞ gods above, he hoped no one was nearby to hear that.

“Y-you’re the one that brought it up in the first place! How could I say any different of how I feel?”

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            ❝ it may not matter to you, but it still does to me. so i’m pleading to you now, please refrain from lashing out so… rashly. for my sake, takumi. ❞ and with the last sentence, leon grasped the other prince’s hand with his own – a solemn look upon his features.

“... Alright,” He sighed out, finally giving in,”For the country and your sake then. You sure do have a roundabout way of showing you’re worried though.”

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             ❝ normally, a lover of another should be mad when a stranger wishes to ravish their partner. however, you are doing the exact opposite definition of mad, in fact; you’re enabling this and i need you to stop. ❞

“If you look at it that way of course I would be mad. But I don’t have a reason to be jealous... They can hold your hand or flirt all they want. At the end of the day, it’s my bed you’re sleeping in, only I get to see you when you’re at your most vulnerable.”

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“Do you want me to be mad?”

✧･ﾟ: * » tak-tak.

you want to hold leon’s right, and i’ll hold the left?

             ❝ how are you so calm about this ?? ❞ and here he thought the byakuyan prince would be in a hissing fit trying to keep other men away from him. but looks like surprises do exist.

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            ❝ you must learn how to refrain yourself, takumi. the way you’re acting is going to stain our reputations as future kings of our respective countries. ❞ not only that but their general image.

“Oh come on, if there’s one thing we learned from you know who, it’s that first impressions don’t amount to anything.”

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With what movement? Rocks can roll farther than you can.

yumibound replied to your post: don’t think i don’t see you.

heck off you scaley fuck

     OH?  do you want me to destroy you then?

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   It’s not an insult if it’s the truth!

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so you thought i wouldn’t do it huh