Excalibur (1981)
dir. John Boorman
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can I be so real I was chatting with danish lit guy about gender and how I think it’s fun to get “he”d. and he said he likes getting “she”d. and boy I have never felt so allo in my life
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You should always strive to give your followers an extremely warped impression of your favorite media
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i think of Guy raised by flys every time i accidentally rub my hands together its my sherlock alcoholic phone charger post
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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and btw after he kisses me he presses our foreheads together like cats so. jsyk.
where’s that post about if a girl is telling a guy he has nice hands she’s sending her friends the kind of messages someone would send from prison. consider this your messages.
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[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse doesn't rot
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wish i was a late republican roman girl
i would listen to speeches by cicero at the rostra. i would read caesar's commentaries on the gallic war in the roman forum. i would fear invasions from the germanic tribes. i would marry a man with a purple bordered toga and distinguished ancestors and follow the mos maiorum. i would get proscribed and have my property confiscated and be declared an enemy of the state
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i don't know how to flirt so i just stare at you like a cat dragged out of a dumpster and hope you can see the longing in my panicked gaze
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