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AND WE LOVE TO SEE IT

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I am LIVING for the narrative Carlo and Freddy have supplied today that suggests half the Bruins bench had no idea what happened to Sway on that D*mi hit until after the game. They said they didn't see the hit but saw Maroon yelling and watched the footage after the game.

Because the whole Bruins bench responded to that immediately in that game. So, that suggests that they - collectively, as a team - just said, "Okay. Well. I'm mad as a fucking hornet right now, and I have no idea why, but I'm sure someone will fill me in on it later."

I love this for them.

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guy who sees two other guys going through a weirdass enemies to lovers arc and is like "god I want what they have" and immediately falls in love with them both

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THE BERTUZZI MARCHAND PULLING PIGTAILS SEQUENCE IS THE GREATEST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO ME EVER

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obsessed with whatever psychosexual thing the leafs and bruins head coaches are up to via media interviews

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Please don't come up with another obscure pairing I haven't recovered from flowerduhaime /j

try me.

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THE BERTUZZI MARCHAND PULLING PIGTAILS SEQUENCE IS THE GREATEST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO ME EVER

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you know I already know and love team bicycle but PLEASE share with the class again i need to relive how you made me love Bert with that one premise 😭

*gets on top of my soup box* BERT WHOS NEVER BEEN TREATED WELL IS FORCED BY THE BRUINS TO LEARN HOW TO LOVE HIMSELF 🗣️‼️ thank u thank u *ducks while people throw rotten tomatoes at me*

This has been in the drafts for so long that Bert no longer wears the spoked B. Man 😔😔😔

Anyway! Snippet!

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Tyler is pressed to the mattress, soft, fluffy, while Patrice kisses him passionately. He’s tense, waiting for the kisses to turn bruising. Waiting for Patrice’s arms to grip him and pull him down on his cock. Waiting to be pushed to the floor, to the wall, to be tied to the headboard and fucked.

But it never happens, Patrice’s kisses keep getting softer, his hands big and warm and gentle, and Tyler feels like he can’t find his footing.

He presses back, provoking, trying to get Patrice to give him what he wants—what they both want. But he doesn’t get it. This team is going to drive him insane.

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Warlord Pasta??? >:3c ?

Lari, babe. Do you remember this fucking thing???? and THIS moment???????

Ok. Imagine with me for an instance. In a royalty/fantasy AU, Princess (gender neutral) Willy Nylander, spoiled, beloved, pretty, and also delusionally in love with David Pastrnak whom he met when they were wee little boys, mildly injured on the edge of a running river at the border between leaf kingdom and bruins territory. Except it’s not delusion. They’re both instantly obsessed with each other.

When Pasta goes back, learns who that pretty little boy is, he vows to make him his. What better prize than the leaf’s princess after all? Studies the sword, the bow and the spear, rises in status until he gets a bearskin of his own; the highest honor.

And then they raid the kingdom’s capital. It’s been years, a decade almost, he doesn’t even know if willy remembers him but it doesn’t matter. This has been his goal for so long.

And he GETS HIM. Finds Willy’s room, driven by gut and instinct even though he’s never been in the castle, even though there’s no castles in Boston, no kings there. Kidnaps him (he actually comes along willingly) and takes him home.

Toronto loses its mind. Those barbarians TOOK our beautiful willy????? Our delicate princess??????? Saints know what they’ll do to him. We need to save him ASAP (cut to willy being doted on by everyone, barely clothed, hand fed fruits and wine in carved wooden cups laying on a feathered bed)

Also it’s like. Consider Toronto to be a classical monarchy, right, in a very centralized bureaucratic city, heavily influenced by their temple of Saints. Boston on the other hand is a lot less polished, doesn’t believe in the divine right of kings, with different gods and a different government and a different political and social structure. Both of them believes the other to be wrong and that’s how it’s been for centuries.

Honestly this plot needs to be polished and developed more, I have like 3 willypasta scenes in my head that I want to write but I gotta also figure out the buildup to them 😔 the horror

I don’t have much written but!!! Here it is !

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The bearskin is menacing, as it’s meant to be.

And yet, despite it all, William can’t find it in him to be scared.

Under the bearskin a pair of eyes flash at him, bright and blue and striking, pinning him down in place. How can he be scared when it’s David wearing it? His face, striped with blood so dark it looks black, twists in a boyish smile, victorious.

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ayyyy wait red against blue??? share pls 🤲

This is the result of having leaf besties. I’m OUTNUMBERED

I need you to consider this: vampire Tyler Bertuzzi existing in a world where vamps and witches are drawn and quartered. Has the most miserable crush on Max Domi (this is canon. I confirmed with my sources)

Domi gets in a fight, bleeds. Bert is losing his mind, he’s so thirsty (literally) . Has to get away from him before he can see his teeth EXCEPT he does. He finds out.

Domi is under the impression that if vampires don’t feed they die (false) and he’s like, I can’t let Bert die!!!!!!!! Drags him to a trainers room except they have horrendous communication so Bert thinks he’s gonna get killed (no, he gets fed and then they fuck about it)

I don’t have much written for them but!!!!! Here it is!!!!!

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Max’s eyes go wide when they drop to Tyler’s mouth and he knows he’s fucked. There’s no way to explain this in a way that would change Tyler’s mind.

He grabs him by the arm, his palm is hot, scathing, almost a brand against his skin. He’s going to kill him. Max, kind, sweet, friendly Max, who’s smile is bright enough to warm Tyler in a way that deludes him into thinking he’s alive. He’s going to kill him.

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Max’s blood is the most decadent thing Tyler’s ever tasted. He digs his teeth in deeper and sucks; he can’t get enough.

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You already know I'm gonna ask about 11 😌

LMAO OF COURSE

Its a Goalie nesting AU where teams have to pick a forfeit to sacrifice for their nesting goalie so he doesn’t ✨lose his mind✨ and/or go completely feral

Krakens choose Yamo, who was JUST recently traded, still finding his place with the team and so so so desperate to prove himself to everyone

Grubauer is like. Yeah he’s in my nest but dude I don’t want to take advantage of the kid :( and he’s old enough and experienced enough to be able to hold himself back until the nesting craze recedes except yamo’s like >:0 this is my chance. And also maybe sprinkle in some fun little “players duty towards their goalie” mindset <3

YOU ALREADY KNOW ALL OF THIS SALEM AGAJLSHAG 😭😭😭

Anyway my draft. Babygirl (gn) it’s literally our texts copy pasted into a doc I have yet to write anything new 💀

Have some size difference porn (that you’ve already read 🫵) <3

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“Please please,” he gasps, throat fucked up, “let me take care of you,” his eyes are watery, his face is flushed red. He’s licking his lips like he wants to chase what remained of grubie’s taste in his mouth

Grubie. He can’t say no

The nest craze is already setting in his head anyway, and Yamo offering—nay, BEGGING to be a part of it. Fuck

He lets him ride. Haphazardly prepared, not nearly enough, but neither of them can wait

Yamo bites his lips so he doesn’t cry, grubie’s too big, he’s too big it’s not going to fit and it hurts and—

Grubie praising him, kissing him, looking at him with big dilated eyes, with that flushed face, barely keeping a hold on his sanity, barely keeping the nesting craze at bay

Suddenly, it doesn’t hurt as much anymore

As long as his goalie is happy with him, he might even. Enjoy it

Well would you look at that. It fits.

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freddy scoring because samsonov was distracted by brad and bert clowning around at centre ice is so fucking funny

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bergy speaking to the press (2018)

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we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…

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ALL SIZES FIT ONE ⁉️

Haha yea thats the catboy marchy one with Pregame Sandwich :D

You've seen a little of it, just not the proper smut