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54 + ed, 51 + oswald, 18 + them together

Nygmobblepot: 18. Red wine stained lips (from this list)

(a.k.a. if Ed had bothered to SHOW UP FOR DINNER)

Ed’s knowledge of Oswald’s dining habits had proven accurate; the quite excellent bottle of Syrah he’d brought was a perfect complement to the veritable feast laid out between them. It was a dusky, complex pairing, offset by delightful twists in flavor and an enticing peppery tingle that made the dark meats and sweet syrups sing.

Perhaps it wouldn’t have been what Oswald would have thought to choose, but nonetheless, he was on his second large glass. Ed was swirling what remained of his first.

The silence was full-bodied. It weighed heavy in the home they shared, in the comfort of their decadence. It would have felt ungrateful to disturb the thick, velvet blanket of safety draped around them, but Ed could feel the wine’s magic pricking at his fingertips, warm at the base of his neck, soft and bright in his face, and the silence wasn’t enough.

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Whatever. I’m not letting you ruin this for me.

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Erin Richards is seen on the film set of the ‘Gotham’.

Via: Zimbio

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listen ed nygma is a gay man and not attracted to women At All he only likes men

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My prediction for the next ep

ed: i don’t care about you, oswald

oswald surrounded by money, with one man in each arm: you cuck ass pussy lol

ed, a clown until his death:

omfg oswald you’re so fu kci ng me an i just got h h ere???? So we could collaborate???? B ut YOU obsly insIST in this display of heterophobia smh

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Oswald: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. James Gordon asked me what the spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Jim: what kind of animal is the pink panther

Oswald, already unbuttoning his waistcoat: Detective Gordon, you're so fucking stupid

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tbh at this point oswald isn’t just gay, he’s moronsexual: he’s attracted to the bitchass idiot that’s ed nygma.

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hey nothing else matters to me right now except this, in the year 20GayTeen

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where is all the fic where oswald says he’s gay though

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ed really sets out to seduce oswald because He Has To For Power and then is like “wait, no, actually i’m gay for real and super in love with him” they’re so STUPID i LOVE these boys 

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the dynamic of oswald getting ed out of jail and buying him flattering suits and ed trying to become Essential to oswald’s operation and clearly being willing to do anything to make that happen and then that scene in 3x04 where ed shows oswald he could win the election on his own terms and the who has the power VISIBLY SWITCHES and oswald starts giving ed these heart eyes and being super adoring of him while butch watches in shock and horror that nygma now has oswald eating out of his hand like y’all it’s cool, it’s fun