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my art peaked wen i was 4 or so and would just throw whatever shit i could find (juice, rainwater, plants, moss, shells, dirt, sugar, soap, rocks, milk, toys etc.) in2 a bucket n stir it with a wooden spoon 4 hours sitting in th garden n wen som1 would ask me wot th fuck i was doing i would b like “Potion”

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Moon, Jupiter and its 4 Moons.

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i am legally required to kiss my homies goodnight

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[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

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one will protect you, the other three will try to kill you.

who do you choose?

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Ngl I thought the LOSS meme was pretty rad

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Bonus:

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am i constantly tired? yes.

but am i staying awake when i should be sleeping? also yes.

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My aesthetic is bisexual acceptance regardless of the gender of the bisexual person or their significant other.

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bird: *bounces instead of walking*

me: fucking superb you funky little dinosaur

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help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”