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When you accidentally summon every Loth-cat in a 5km radius during Jedi training.

This one is for the first week of @therebellionevent (yay!)

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they didn’t let ewan mcgregor sing or get his cock out in any of the star wars prequels, two of his favorite things. that’s like when people keep bettas in those tiny tanks. it’s inhumane.

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I just read Thrawn (2017) for the hundredth time, and I'm genuinely upset that we will likely never get the real conclusion to Thrawn, Eli, and the Chiss Ascendancy's stories.

I need to know if Thrawn ever returned home.

I need to know about his sister.

I need to know what happened to Eli.

I need to know if the Chiss find a way to defeat the Grysk.

I need to know what happens to Ar'alani, Samakro, Thalias, and Ch'eri.

I need to know if Thrawn and Eli reunite (after the events of Thrawn: Treason).

Ultimately, I wish that Star Wars media had never touched Thrawn and instead left him in the (capable) hands of Timothy Zahn.

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Ok if we exclude Palpatine who has the gayest lightsaber?

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Flower boy 🌻

Prettiest man ever!?? Fives in a flowercrown is something i didnt know i needed to draw for therapy ❤️‍🩹

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I think one of the best and unintentionally funniest worldbuilding aspects in Star Wars is the reasoning of why did Bail and Breha adopt Leia instead of having their own children. Leia is first established as the princess of Alderaan before she is written to be Luke's sister. So now we need to figure out how she got to Alderaan. She was adopted because she needed to be hidden and separated from her brother. Bail was placed there to be one of the only people who knew so there would be a reason why it was them who got her. They specifically wanted a daughter. Why? Because Alderaan is a matriarchal society, so they needed a princess. Why didn't the Queen and her husband have biological children? Because they can't. Why? Because the Queen can't have kids. Why? Because she got injured as a teenager and got her internal organs replaced and her body can't handle a pregnancy. How did she get injured so badly? She fell off of a mountain. How did that happen? She was climbing it. Why was the future Queen climbing a mountain in the first place? Because she needed to go through three challenges in order to inherit the throne and one of them required her to go through something physically impressive. Why? Because before that they just held a Battle Royale for all the heirs and the one left alive got the throne and they at some point figured out that maybe they shouldn't be doing that, actually. Oh, okay.

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people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

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so, they didn’t want players killing kids in the new lego star wars, so they made them immune to friendly fire damage, but they didn’t make them invincible, so now speedrunners are doing extended air combos on them to cross large gaps and climb tall structures. this has been dubbed Child Flight

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You get the idea

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May the 4th be with you and LET DAVID OYELOWO PLAY KALLUS IN LIVE ACTION GODDAMMIT

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inquisitor fives >:]

this is for a dtiys on instagram! (design/host @phantasm-echo !)

I started this over a month ago and kept forgetting to finish it so, just like when i was in school, i finished it at the very last possible second *bows*

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Keeping it simple this year with a doodle of the silliest guy

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Happy May the 4th Be With You!

Apparently drawing Codywan for Star Wars day is my new tradition 🥰

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the naberrie family over the years <3 (happy may the 4th!!)

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