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Is Mormonism or Scientology the more American religion? When will you create a third option?

Mormonism was damn near explicitly designed to be a version of Christianity for Americans lol. According to biblical mythology, there really shouldn't be people in the Americas. Mormonism attempts to solve this, by setting the events of the Bible in North America.

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siblings.

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ID: 1. Waist up in profile of Sam sitting at the desk in his bedroom at the bunker, typing on a laptop that looks like it might be open to Tumblr. The closed door to the room is visible on the wall behind him. 2. Repeat. Dean suddenly slams the door open with purpose, arms splayed wide, causing Sam to pause and look up. 3a. Full body of Dean as he pulls his let leg up and leans down slightly, grabbing the toe of his boot with his right hand. 3b. Repeat. Still holding his left leg, Dean leaps into the air and brings his right leg through the loop created by his left leg and right arm. 3c. Repeat. He lands gracefully on his right foot and straightens proudly, striking a brief pose. 4. Back to the profile shot of Sam, who is now sitting back in his chair and staring, confused, at this performance. Dean turns his back without a word and walks back out of the room, hitting the light switch on the way out. 5. Repeat. Sam, now in a dark room with the door wide open, throws his palms up at the now-empty doorway in confused disbelief and frustration. /end ID

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Suptober Day 26: Happy Homemaker

Mary Winchester.

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The Covey:

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then you said yes to a dinner invitation, and I started to live again.

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American vlogging family with three young kids moves to Russia.

Husband is promised Russian citizenship and rear area service as a welder if he joins the RU Army.

Gets sent to the Ukrainian frontline after 3 weeks of training.

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had to be there i guess

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Mutuals are a lot like cats in that you kinda have to harmlessly pester and annoy them sometimes

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In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.

When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'

And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'

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Everyone: Please please please don't write your books in Google Docs. Frankly don't use Google Drive for personal stuff.

Their terms of service say they take down stuff like content related to terrorism and trafficking, but this Google Sheet was literally a list of movies I'd watched this year and books I'd read.

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sorry i’m just obsessed with nora breaking andrew and neil and then ending the book….