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besties

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me when it’s 11pm and I have work in the morning

meme created by OctanRacer and RoboJellyTek

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me

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Zac naming his guns biscuit and gravy when he uses ‘grit’ points to add additional damage is so southern of him.

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Teacher Stories: Entry 2

My first year running a DnD club and I’ve got a group of 10 nine-year old boys who have never played but “like from Stranger Things right, Ms. W?”

They are tasked with creating a King and naming his Kingdom. I give them complete freedom. I have made my first mistake but I am powered by a love of chaotic choices and a month in to a shortage of my ADHD meds.

I have one named Sonic who hails from Green Hill Zone. I have one named Dark Radius who is a rogue who can disappear into any shadow. I have one that IS a dragon and has a fire sword and every fire power.

There are many more, but this post is about the dragon.

Session one, I ask him to describe his character. “This is [dear reader I apologize profusely but I can’t remember his name and will refer to him as Dragon] and he is a fire dragon that can shoot fire out of his mouth and has a huge fire sword. Oh and he has a power that can destroy the whole world with fire.”

Me, desperately trying to yes, and my way through this one: “The whole world?”

Dragon, not picking up on my trepidation: “Yeah, he’s like an all powerful king.”

Me, who only started this club because I wanted the kids to have fun and have agency and make choices that aren’t controlled or shot down all the time: “Has he ever used it before?”

Dragon, with a horrified look on his face, like the thought had never even crossed his mind to begin with: “He doesn’t use it. He just can if he wants.”

Me:

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 I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!

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Teacher Stories: Entry 1

3rd to last day of school and we’re all done af. I’m showing Star Wars for no reason and the kids are coloring/drawing/playing uno/generally chilling.

Two boys in the back start writing intensely on a big piece of chart paper I put out, they were clearly playing a game of hang-man and when the game ends, they both fall apart into giggles. Class ends, boys go on their way, and a billion other things happen so I forget all about it.

Cut to me coming in the next morning and cleaning up the room (we know I wasn’t messing with cleanup in the afternoon). I clean off a few tables before getting to the last one in the back. From the side, I see the hang-man game and remember the boys giggling the day before. As I get closer and am able to read it, I also absolutely lose it.

Imagine making your friend play a whole ass game of hang-man just to deliver a vicious burn. God, I love middle schoolers.

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me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

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i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

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she’s plotting something

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short comic set to “King” by Florence and the Machine I did last year for To Be Belief: A Gods of Spyre Zine. junior year lore my beloved

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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

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