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     “ ER     —     sheldon ? ”     jenny’s     head     perked     up     in     surprise .     “ i     wasn’t     expecting     to     see     YOU     here .     i     haven’t     seen     anyone     here     before . ”

     it     was     a     recent     addition     to     her     routine ,     this     HIDEOUT     of     sorts .     it     wasn’t     exactly     far     away     from     society ,     just     barely     off     of     her     mother’s     property .     it     was     just     a     small     nook     in     the     woods ,     a     boulder     marking     the     clearing .     she     turned     on     her     heel     to     look     at     her     path .     dragging     her     feet     had     made     a     clear     trail     all     the     way     to     her     backdoor .

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                         —     independent.     private.     headcanon     based.     —

     jenny     wakeman      aka     XJ-9     from     MY     LIFE     AS     A     TEENAGE     ROBOT

                         temp.

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🙈       𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓     𝐁𝐎𝐘     𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄     𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒   .  

BEAST BOY DIALOGUE PROMPTS TAKEN FROM THE OLD SHOW 2003 - 2006. CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED.

❝ What makes you so sure I lost it? ❞

❝ Dude, I’ve been most of those animals! ❞

❝ Uh, you can’t be the good guys. We’re the good guys. ❞

❝ You have to be all right, okay? ‘Cause I–it was just a joke, you know?   ❞

❝ I’m sorry. I never said it, but I’m really, really sorry. ❞

❝ I don’t think they are evil. I think they’re just like me. ❞

❝ Who booby traps a mirror? ❞

❝ How did…Where…What just… Why are you wearing PINK??? ❞

❝ Speak for yourself! I’m way better looking than this. And taller. ❞

❝ Dude, my puppet is totally kicking your puppet’s butt! ❞

❝ If you think that’s cool, wait till you see me out there kicking butt! ❞

❝ You talk to fish? Yeah right! ❞

❝ They got it? How come they got it? ❞

❝ Well I, uh… technically I’m a squid. ❞

❝ Dude, that’s not funny! I totally have a brain! I just don’t use it much…. ❞

❝ Dangerous?! Try totally flipped-out cuckoo-labanza! ❞

❝ Um… it’s like almost noon and you haven’t come out of your room. . ❞

❝ I’m gonna go ahead and say, I’m sorry for calling you creepy last night. ❞

❝ Hi, um… you were… laughing. And I thought I heard… was there someone in there? ❞

❝ You think you’re alone, [Name], but you’re not. ❞

❝ Dude, it is totally brunged… branged. ❞

❝ You’d better be! Why don’t you look where you’re going? ❞

❝ I’ve been a really nice guy for a really long time. ❞

❝ I’ve put up with your insults and your attitude, and I’ve had it!   ❞

❝ Consider this a warning: As of last night, Mr. Nice-Guy has left the building.❞

❝ Look, this is who I am now! You guys don’t like it? Tough! ❞

❝ C'mon! Haven’t you ever wondered what it’s like to be [Name]? ❞

❝ Well, whoever it is, we’re gonna totally kick their- ❞

❝ You may not like your birthday, but we’re all glad you were born! ❞

❝ Actually, we don’t have soda here - only meat.  ❞

❝ So you think I could fly this baby sometime? ❞

❝ So, what makes you go all glow-y in the dark? ❞

❝ That doesn’t mean we still can’t try. ❞

❝ Just in case you need some extra mojo. ❞

❝ You will be fulfilled. [Name] is coming. There’s no stopping him. ❞

❝ It lead all of us here. Almost all of us. ❞

❝ She saved us. I don’t know how but she did. ❞

❝ Dude, I have no idea I was so tough. ❞

❝ I’m going to try to beat the world record of most tofu eaten in one hour. ❞ 

❝ Did I tell you or did I tell you!? ❞

❝ Sooooo come on [Name], admit it, you were totally scared! ❞

❝ You’ve been in there for twenty minutes, and I’m not paper-trained! ❞

❝ Orange flavored bad guy… gross… and yet, strangely refreshing. ❞

❝ Ready to watch me win all those prizes? ❞

❝ So, what made you change your mind?  ❞

❝ About going out with me. It was the pointy ears wasn’t it? ❞

❝ It was the pointy ears wasn’t it? Ladies love the pointy ears. ❞

❝ Lucky for me you didn’t have any plans. ❞

❝ We’ve got to get back to the Tower and… ❞  

❝ Why are ducks so funny? Because they’re always “quacking” jokes. ❞

❝ Come on, [Name], you know I’m hilarious. ❞

❝ And I’m not gonna give up until I get you to smile. ❞

❝ Because… she’s not just another criminal. She’s [Name]. ❞

❝ You don’t know what you’re talking about, okay!? ❞

❝ She’s made some serious mistakes but she’s not– ❞

❝ This isn’t a joke! I knew her better than anyone. ❞

❝ I know all the terrible things she’s done and I know exactly how messed up she is. ❞

❝ But she’s not evil! We can’t just give up on her. ❞

❝ When you were working for [Name], did we give up on you? ❞

❝ What have you done to her?! ❞

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i’m alive it’s just a busy time with thanksgiving !

i’ll be on tomorrow night most likely

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SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :

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❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

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You didn’t have to say my name  Ignite my circuits and start a flame  But you did

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        “Hey! Nice hair! I had blue hair a little while ago, but I’m vibin’ with pink right now. Did you dye it yourself? It looks so good!”

    —     dye     it     myself . . . ?       well . . .      “ uh ,     yeah !      i      did .      your      pink      really      suits      you .      do      you      dye      yours ? ”

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                                                 written by al.

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“I wish it could always be like this.”

“You’re always there for me.”

“The stars are the only thing that makes sense.”

“There’s more out there, you just have to be patient.”

“It doesn’t all have to be existential dread.” 

“You’re so much different when we’re alone.”

“I like it when the worlds quiet.” 

“There’s a place for us somewhere.”

“They’ll name constellations after you one day.”

“Your hearts beating so fast.”

“They don’t know what they want.”

“You don’t know what you want.”

“That’s what they’re supposed to say.”

“We really don’t know what we’re doing.”

“I miss the old you.”

“Nostalgias a trap.”

“Aliens are out there.”

“Did you hear that?”

“I really want pizza right now, think it’s open?” 

“What time is it?”

“But why would they abduct cows?”

“We’ll all be dead soon enough anyways.” 

“I wish we didn’t have to sleep.”

“What do you believe in?”

“What happens after we die?”

“Seems like a silly thing to say, don’t you think?” 

“And what’s your excuse?”

“You’ll get it together soon.”

“Sometimes I feel like I’ll never have it together.”

“It’d be better if people weren’t so afraid of their feelings.”

“You keep quiet and we both lose.”

“I wish I could save this forever.”

“When did you realize you were in love with me?”

“The rooms spinning.”

“I loved you long before you knew.”

“I’m not afraid of death, I think it’ll be peaceful.”

“The Universe is too big for that.”

“Do you think we’ve met in other lives?” 

“I’d come back to haunt you.” 

“Would you come back to haunt me?”

“What’s alternate universe you doing right now?”

“Tell me a secret.”

“Why haven’t you told anyone?” 

“I wish we knew each other sooner.”

“You’re a game changer.” 

“I’m a game changer.”

“Don’t ignore fate.” 

“Ignorance isn’t bliss.”

“What, is that a conspiracy theory?”

“It’s probably the Illuminati anyways.” 

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                ❛            nah, nah  -  I think like that sometimes, too. Everyone probably does. What’s on your mind, chum?  ❜

“ i     don’t     know,     i     feel     like     everytime     i     try     and     do     something     i     want     to     do     it     just     gets     R U I N E D .     do     you     really     think     like     that,     too ? ”

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