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RPG’s be like

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An ambiguous listener has come on their hands and knees to Guzma’s throne, and he begins to tease them, edging them closer and closer to their goal: riding Team Skull’s Boss as he sits upon his throne. He puts on quite a show for the listener to test their self control before finally giving them what they desire.

Contains: Ambiguous listener, listener referred to as “kitten”, one mild “daddy” mention, Guzma slowly and methodically teasing the listener as he tells them to come closer and closer to the throne, Guzma stroking himself in front of a listener gets their face right up to his lap but isn’t allowed to touch him, riding Guzma.

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Charisma wins fights

So I’m the only melee character in my party and I never see action, we have 2 bards, 1 Sorcerer, a cleric (who likes his ranged spells) and a wizard.

We get into a fight with some goblins.

Me: die goblin scum (start toward them)

Sorcerer: (to the goblins) You’re ugly, go kill yourself *nat 20*

Goblins: (crying) We know

And they off themselves

A short time later we find big boss goblin, he’s in a big room with 3 other goblins with a huge deep pit in the middle.

I plan out a whole ambush and murder pocket.

Bard 1: (playing a Tabaxi) I’m going to seduce him

Me: you’re a cat

Bard 1: they all love the pu$$y

Bard 2: (air gensei) and I’ll be giving them a blow job

They enter the room and begin a dance

Boss guy ain’t having it.

Sorcerer: Hey man, can’t you tell they aren’t interested? You should just kill yourself.

*nat freaking 20*

Big Goblin: All I’ve ever wanted was to be loved, come on guys. (He grabs 2 of the goblins and leaps to his doom)

The last goblin (female): …men

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Goblin Requirements:

 - Be a goblin

I will bite off your finger nails, eat your hair and I would never call you a goblin if you are a:

 - bigot, homophobe, transphobe, aphobe, biphobe, terf, transmed, racist, xenophobe, sexist, misogynist, trump supporter, nazi, islamophobe, antisemetic or apart of any other hate groups

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[This takes place after “King of New York” and before “Spot Conlon sent over a kid just to say that next event you can count on Brooklyn” to suggest that maybe it wasn’t the front page headline that convinced Spot to join the fight.] When the strike began Race and Spot had been seeing each other but weren’t officially in a relationship yet. Then Race heard Jack say that Spot wouldn’t join the strike and he figured he knew where Spot stood. After cheering everyone up by making them believe that they were the Kings of New York, Race went to Brooklyn to tell Spot goodbye because he knew Manhattan was done for without his support. Little did he know that goodbye would save them all.

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on this episode of “go to sleep albert”

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I exist in a reality where this is the canon I JUST WANT MY HAPPY GAY SPACE DADS

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Jack accidentally said something extremely soft and he only kinda regrets it bc Crutchie looks really cute when he blushes

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So, Shiro was on board the whole time?

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I love seeing sapphire in a tux

Seeing ruby in a dress makes me so happy

But

Seeing them together as Garnet and in a dress-tux outfit adds 12 more years into my life

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“This way, we can be together, even when we are apart! This time, being Garnet will be our decision!”

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Matt: Hey, if you put "violently" in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Pidge: Violently studies.

Hunk: Violently bakes.

Lance: Violently farts.

Lotor: Violently murders children.

Matt: Violently worries about the previous comment.

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I will KILL for this boot of the Book of Mormon OBC.  LOOK AT HOW CLEAR IT IS!

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okay so what’s the mood for june?

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happy pride, everyone!!!! have some icons!!!!!

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