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Jake "Iako" English | 22 | Gentleman Firearms connoisseur!
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Should i be worried?
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#Boy howdy do you try.#Im proud of you even if you lose.#You have been getting better though so thats something to keep in mind!
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its the vitamins day but i forgot. about that. so heres a dracula doing (bad) magic tricks
#!!!!#Ahahaha!! I love these!#These are so clever.#I would pay good money to see this guy perform.#The last one is my favorite i think.
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I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place
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famelicose-sanguine:
wel thers a new sherrif in town mon ami an my law staes u can only choose 1
yes titties no cheatin
There was no vote. No divine intervention. You cant just muscle your way in on this.
No titties no cheating! And especially no arguing with the LAW.
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famelicose-sanguine:
u cab only choose 1 thts th rules tht i jst made
Hey! Hey! You cant do that! IM the law missy! I make the rules and you play by them!
No cheating and no titties.
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famelicose-sanguine:
lol
ill help u catch jongkyu but thers no way tht my tits r stayin in iako
who do u arrest th tits or th REAL criminal (aka jonkgyu)
Both!
What part of im the LAW didnt you understand?
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famelicose-sanguine:
moonwalkin is soooooo easier thn surfin ill trach u smetime
ill send em rn iako!! dnt u wrry
Moonwalking is hard! People make it seem so easy! Its hard to look so fluid and badass.
Thank you oxy. Thank you for doing your part to apprehend the ruffians of this city. (Jongkyu!)
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famelicose-sanguine replied to your post: You best remember im the LAW around here! No...
it is thursday tho n my tits r OUT
I thought you were helping me catch jongkyu.
No. It cant be!
Ive........
Been double crossed!!
Blasted britches! You heathens! You were in cahoots the whole time werent you? Fess up!
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famelicose-sanguine:
its super hard!!! u kno whts easier? anythin else
i can def provide sme lights n a siren
I know a fair few things harder than surfing my dear. Moonwalking for example! Ive never gotten the hang of it.
Lights and sirens! Post haste! We dont have all night were burning moonlight oxy!
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You best remember im the LAW around here! No cheating at surfing and no breasts unless its thurdsay!
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famelicose-sanguine:
honstly who wooldnt cheat @ surfin its so hard
hard as my dick LMAO
i support ur atempts 2 bring this criminal 2 justic iako whtevr help u require i will lend aid
Its not that hard. How is it they say it? Get good. Thats the one! Get good!
This ensemble would only be complete with police lights the flashing blue and red ones! A siren too but its less of a priority.
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