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Getlia's Daming Fan Site
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UNOFFICIAL DELTIA'S GAMING FAN SITE! We are but a nugget in a sea of tots.
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geltiasdaming-blog · 4 years ago
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Deltia from Deltiasgaming.com has 72… and they’re all lethal.
Deltia from Deltiasgaming.com can sneeze with his eyes open.
Deltia from Deltiasgaming.com beat the sun in a staring contest.
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geltiasdaming-blog · 4 years ago
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Give 100 percent. One-hundred-and-ten percent is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.
Deltia from Deltiasgaming.com
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geltiasdaming-blog · 4 years ago
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Deltia facts?
Deltia from Deltia’s Gaming Facts
Birthday: October 23  5490 B.C. at 9 am
Age: He’s no math nerd, but he’s least 4.543 billion years
Sun Sign: He actually created the sun, so the sun has a Deltia sign.
Also Known As: Geltia’s Daming, Nugglord, Scotty 2 Hottie, Steve Jabs, Meltia or BORN TO PLAR!
Born in: Formed from a giant, rotating cloud of gas and dust called a solar nebula about 4.5 billion years ago. We like to call it “Nebraska”
Famous as: YouTube personality, Twitch streamer and the guy that had a funeral for a once Dead class, until he brought it back to life with sheer will and determination.
Height: 15′  or 457.2 cm
U.S. State: Nebraska Home of the Corn Gods. 
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geltiasdaming-blog · 4 years ago
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Deltia FACTS!
Deltia from DeltiasGaming.com doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Deltia from Deltia’s Gaming .com .
If you spell Deltiasgaming in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Deltia from DeltiasGaming.com breathes air … five times a day.
In the Beginning there was nothing … then Deltia from DeltiasGaming.com roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
When God said, “Let there be light!” Deltia from DeltiasGaming.com said, “Say Please.”
Deltia from DeltiasGaming.com inhales a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
If Deltia from DeltiasGaming.com were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Deltia from DeltiasGaming.com and they both fought, they would both win.
The dinosaurs looked at Deltia from DeltiasGaming.com the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
When Deltia from DeltiasGaming.com writes, he makes paper bleed
Deltia from DeltiasGaming.com once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
If you ask Deltia from DeltiasGaming.com what time it is, he always says, ‘Two seconds till.’ After you ask, ‘Two seconds to what?’ he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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