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Gay Mood shortened is just Good

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oh boy i just had an Adventure™ in minecraft 

so, i was exploring the map and i was pretty far away from my home base, basically using a boat to cross deep ocean biomes and investigating islands and smaller landmasses and such 

one of the islands i came across had an ABSURD amount of wolves roaming about. “holy shit,” i thought, “this swamp biome is full of free dogs.” 

so of course i go on a wolf-taming spree. i wasn’t paying attention to how many i was amassing. by the time i’d covered the island, i had a pack of about twenty dogs in my entourage. 

i think, ok, perhaps it’s time to go home, at least so i can leave some of these pups in a safe place while i keep exploring. 

problem: there’s a huge fucking ocean between Dog Island and the continent my home base is on. 

my stubborn ass thinks, “ok. ok. dogs can swim. we’ll FORD this river ocean.” 

this, obviously, did not go well. the dogs are v good swimmers, but also very slow, and if i get too far ahead of them, they don’t catch up, because they can’t teleport to the player if you’re not on land. it took forever to get to the nearest small island, and i’d lost about a third of my dogs. 

“i need a better plan,” i think to myself. i mean, i could abandon this ridiculous ‘transport 20+ dogs at least 5000m across multiple deep ocean biomes to my home base’ idea and find some free dogs closer to home. i mean, they’re not really that hard to find. but these are my dogs. i gave them bones and now they love me. i must not abandon them. 

…and that’s how dog water skiing was born: 

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anyway, by the time i got to the next landmass, i hadn’t lost any more dogs. success!

and not only had i not lost any more dogs, but this new landmass was ALSO full of free dogs. and i still had some stacks of bones, which obviously trumps my own sense of self-control. 

fast forward ten minutes:

look at all these pups! and also a really rude spider.

still more pups!

…oh jeez. 

this is basically Homeward Bound, but instead of two dogs and a cat, it’s just me and like thirty goddamn dogs. they were continuously teleporting in front of me, i was tripping all over them. it was chaos. 

now, i should mention, this was a long-ass trek home.  at some point my sword AND my backup sword broke, because frankly i just was not expecting my expedition to last this long and i did not bring a backup backup sword, so i was flailing at creepers with an axe. i definitely lost some good pups, especially since at least half that travel was at nighttime peak monster spawn time. AND i have the Mo’ Creatures mod installed, so not only do i have to worry about the standard monsters, but also lions, tigers, bears (which are usually pretty chill but apparently can become hostile when thirty dogs suddenly teleport on top of them), manticores, ogres, SPECIAL wolves that instead of being tamable are just Very Angry All The Time, etc. 

but the thing is, i kept finding more free dogs. and, sometimes when i’m walking, two dogs will just breed out of nowhere, so occasionally i’d turn around and there’d be a puppy. who did this. we’re, like, climbing a mountain here. control yourselves  

anyways, by the time i got back to my home base, i counted forty-eight doggos. 

just look at these Good Dogs. i couldn’t get them all to fit in the frame. 

i have nowhere to put them. i feel like Roger and Anita at the end of 101 Dalmatians. 

all i know is i love every single one of them.

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Unicorn color palette? One high fantasy. One more realistic. Thank you!

Here’s a realistic unicorn palette

Here’s a fantasy unicorn palette

Hope this helped

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Scrawl31 by elolaillustrator

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unseen diamonds

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:3c free peridot icon! please reblog/credit if using.

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Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!

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♡ Line Stickers | Fluffy Sirotan ♡

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Songs for Moon Witches // a mix of chill, atmospheric songs to finally let you ascend into the night sky. 🌙✨💫 

feel free to like // reblog as you please, and click here to listen!

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here’s a very relaxing playlist for all the water witches // water signs out there.

feel free to like // reblog as you please, and click here to listen! ✨💧

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Witchy Playlist Masterpost 🎶

hey, sweet ones! this was suggested to me awhile back, and i thought i would get around to finally creating this post. :-) here are some themed “witchy” mixes i’ve made on spotify over the past year. i will add to it over time once i make more playlists! i didn’t think they’d explode like they have, and for that i am so grateful for and cheery about. spreading magic through music is very important to me, and i hope these mixes will provide you with calm and serenity! 💕✨ ~ L-PF

Songs for Air Witches

Songs for Earth Witches

Songs for Fire Witches

Songs for Moon Witches

Songs for Water Witches

Autumn Witch Songs

Spring Witch Mix

Witchy Beltane Songs

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