gender-is-for-the-weak - Tumblr blog

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i hate when people say haters are motivators wtf no i cry whenever i find out someone hates me

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i like how i can make terrible jokes with my friends and piss around with them but the moment they don’t drink enough water i go parent mode on them

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you know whats really cool?

when a villain kidnaps someone and that person does everything to piss them off. when they’re being interrogated they don’t give a fuck if they get hurt, as long as the villain loses patience with them its hilarious

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d'you think deacky fucked off to bali without warning because he woke up at 3am and realised he hadn't had his honeymoon with his darling veronica

he's also super lucky she's... 👌🏻

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it's almost as if they're being warned

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bring them a dream

People have built up a tolerance over the years to insomnia medication, and now, in 2119, the world is brightly lit, no one is sleeping, and people are slowly dying from exhaustion. It’s your job, as Mr. Sandman, to save the world. How will you do it?

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ok @neil-gaiman can you confirm that if possible Crowley would date/sleep with Freddie Mercury, or even in the Good Omens universe he has? It's been bugging me for ages

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here me out

Henry from batim is a cinnamon roll but sad now i will eat joeys kneecaps the little fuck

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my friend made a typo so i decided to be a tumblr

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Just remembered when me and my brother got skylanders swap force and thought it would be really funny to hide in bed while master eon was talking to us

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I have two moods.

Don't stop me now by Queen

I got no time by The Living Tombstone

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Weird Queen thing i made up

Brian: Roger, I ask my kids the same question... Is there a monster making your nightmares? Roger:...does Paul count? Brian: yes

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Incorrect B.a.t.i.m quotes

Henry:Heyyy best friend! Have you seen my can of bacon soup? It magically disappeared as i left to the toilet Joey:....maybe Henry: You fucking bitch