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sugar we're going down is like. yes it's overplayed yes everyone has heard it a million times and then some. but it really truly never gets old. not ever. i could never get sick of it. sometimes it comes on and i'm like "ehh i don't know if i feel like it" but i let it play and i'm reminded just how deserving this song was of being THE song that skyrocketed fob to mainstream success. it really is That fucking good. purely iconic 2000s emo excellence. literally flawless song, 1000/10, no notes, i AM more than you bargained for and always will be, i love you forever fall out boy

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being a fan of like real life bands is way funnier than anything else because whenever they say something weird and ur like "why did he say that" you have to remember theres no author or anything who made them say that. they said that with their own free will

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(x, x)

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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this is how it felt to be a My Chemical Romance fan in Nashville TN on August 23, 2022 

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danger days haters DNI how tf do you hear party poison, planetary go, and na na na and still become a hater. do you not know how to dance and party and have whimsy and joy in your soul

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everybody wants to save the world but no one wants to die

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my cellmate’s¹ a killer² he makes do push-ups³ in drag

¹ Inferred to be Bert McCracken due to numerous interviews where Gerard described Bert as his cellmate

² According to an interview with I*n W*tkins, then friends with Gerard, “kill” was Gerard and Bert’s way of referencing sodomy.

³ Implied to mean blowjob, as based of live performances of that song.

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I’m a little upset because my husband (stressed out little Englishman, old as balls) had never heard Welcome to the Black Parade. What do you mean you’ve never. Like never heard it ever. You’ve heard it, though?? and it turned out that - NO.

And he said: well i wasn’t an American child during the millennium or indeed at any point in my existence now was I? So of course I had to explain about welcome to the black parade, I mean, REALLY. Really? Really!

Anyway unbeknownst to me it CLICKED for him and he liked it in quite a normal, I-will-hear-that-song-again way and he added it to his playlist of what he fondly believes to be similar-sounding songs, which in context affected me like a blow to the back of the head. Sir; your brain. Explain it to me please.

And he was like wdym. Sounds like Queen.

And the thing is. If you are a virgin to MCR and don’t give a damn about anyone or anything and you’re a highstrung little guy who is not an American and is a million years old, and if you spent your ENTIRE teens in a healthy outdoors attitude of underage drinking and smoking and banging other teens on unsupervised hiking trips while being attacked by swans, and other worldly and mentally healthy adventures that did NOT involve being on the internet too young, so that you genuinely wouldn’t know who Gerard Way was if he leapt out from behind a mailbox and bit you suddenly;

If MCR means nothing to you at all, net zero context, net zero interest, genuinely no nostalgia or cringe or judgement or admiration because you are NORMAL,

fuck me. Sure. It DOES - fuck me: okay. You win this Dr Glass. It does - yeah actually you’re right. It’s - it sounds like Queen.

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"who is she" < the perennial mcr question huh

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ummm does there happen to be a nurse in that gay ass mansion somewhere

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gerard opera dress onstage please please please please please please please i know it's not practical please please please

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gerard sending distorted screams to the rest of the band like “how does this one sound?” and mikey sends this 👍

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so this was the opera piece they played tonight.

we're fucked. btw

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The secretary wearing gerard’s clothes to a T in that video is so unbearably, unbelievably sexy. The leather gloves. Elbow length.

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SOMEHOW, the dreaded Count Draag returned