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the 2024 met gala theme will be ovid's metamorphosis to respect the importance of greek classicalism in fashion aesthetic principles of construction. lil nas x will be dressed as actaeon's hounds, a metaphor for the punishment of black men's existence being seen as predatory. kylie jenner will wear a crimped taffeta toga. florence welch will be in dior as medusa, veiled and weeping. she is a statement about the destruction of intent and story in the face of achronistic politics: medusa can't be a monster if she's a woman, medusa can't be a woman if she's a monster. drake wears a tailored black suit with a black tie and white shirt. seventeen different women dress as botticelli's venus in some form and rip each other to shreds in rage and divine madness, watched over by dionysus, who is dressed as jack black

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I've only just started tears of the kingdom but I already have my favorite snapshot

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Hear that bud? That's the title track being incorporated under my leitmotif. You are so fucked.

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A 2017 classic updated for the new game.

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I know NPCs explain events to Link for expository reasons, even if he either was most likely or 100% certainly was present for the events discussed, but the number of watsonian explanations as to way all have multiple shades of amusing.

Like the first possible one is that after having Amnesia once, people just ere on the side caution for reminding Link, which can be anywhere between endearing or low key a dick move.

Another is simply an extrapolation of the major Tony Hawk effect he's been experiencing. Like... people genuinely forget when Link is present for events. Symin tells Link "Did you know Zelda built this school?" The man is practically glued to the woman. He follows her around like he's her body guard or something. But in the back of everyone's memories they just see

Even when they know and recognize Link they just have a habit of forgetting about him.

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canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

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i think captain 3 should have a dynamo, as a treat

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The return of Ganondorf.

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Hi Liza, I just had a dream where Super Paper Mario was real and I was Luigi and for some reason Dimentio was telepathically connected to me and ordering me to play Splatoon and Fall Guys as part of his whole 'become god' plan and it was really terrifying, like one of the more disturbing dreams I've had recently. I don't have anyone else to tell who cares about SPM this much so please enjoy that mental image

Oh, so THAT’s what was going on inside Super Dimentio!

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So I was checking some stuff in my comic guide and I realized it’d be fun to do one of these meme templates!

Save this image and check off all the series you know! Reblog this with your results if you want so I can see :D

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Help I’m having how to train your dragon books brainrot again. How can anything be so simultaneously stupid and childish and yet so profound.

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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

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happy Thursday the 20th

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happy Thursday the 20th