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The human body is such bullshit, I hate having to google shit like "why am I having stress symptoms when there are no sources of stress in my life".
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I Survived (5 am dumbbell workout edition)
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you Applied to 200 jobs and are still unemployed . hope u dont mind we Leak ur data. and no, we will Not be calling back
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awer for berlin dick festival 2015
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There's nothing I love more than seeing a post that a mutual was involved in (e.g. a reblogged comment or screenshot of their tags) getting like a bazillion notes. You may not be OP but you're the next best thing, beloved mutual
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Sheet pan steak gyros with feta tzatziki sauce
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Yellow-fronted Woodpecker (Melanerpes flavifrons) in Brazil
- Photo Hudson Martins Soares.
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One time I asked a comedian what he really wanted to do in comedy, and he earnestly said his main goal was to get a brand partnership
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if you are ever in Moldova let me know and maybe we will shag
you guys seeing this? i got hoes in moldova
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Clothes?! On *my* blog? It's more likely than you think.
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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days
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A Buff-tailed bumblebee/mörk jordhumla hard at work gathering nectar from an Iris sibirica. Värmland, Sweden (June 19, 2020).
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Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference if you even care.
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pregnancy is literally a state of mind like you could get pregnant by meditating long enough
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